Feeling low?

[crazy_red]

ROFL...............


Now i'm really confused,

someone feel pity on a poor newbie and put me straight, please

I obviously never got, or have completely lost the plot, so who was/ is the handsome gallic man and, oh my, that means Nicos offerring to snog Piskie was my doing cos I thought Nicos was the gallic bloke?

I carried on assuming that cos of the gender referral

Originally Posted by Zem
I just read that as 'a spork dropped you on your head'. I was thinking, what kind of weird ass 'talk' did he have.

I am such a complete dimmock, hoo, hoo hoo, , i'm gonna wet 'em.........

[wellie]

Personally, I don't EVER remember being a Sperm. Not even after drinking a whole bottle of Pinot Grigio on my Birthday.....
However, I did once watch a very extraordinary film of Mr. Woody Allen Himself, where they were all dressed as Sperm, and it was one of the funniest, most entertaining films that I've every watched...

[BrideXIII]

Personally, I don't EVER remember being a Sperm. Not even after drinking a whole bottle of Pinot Grigio on my Birthday.....
However, I did once watch a very extraordinary film of Mr. Woody Allen Himself, where they were all dressed as Sperm, and it was one of the funniest, most entertaining films that I've every watched...

you do know that admitting to watching woody allen is tantamount to admitting to .................bad taste.............. i mean i love you and all that jazz but!

[kirsty b]

I've seen that film Wellie. Had drunk copious amounts of wine at the time too.

[lottie dolly]

i have also heard it said,in the old days,of course,that the doctor made the deliveries in his large bag

[HayleyB]

Stork for me too, bit of a surprise for my dad though

[Nicos]

Well, you can check him for the necessaries, in that case, <blush> cos i'm not that sort of girl

HW will certainly NOT be offering to 'check up on my bits'!!!!
I understand LW is a crack shot with a handbag!!!!

[crazy_red]

Nicos,

I imagine you're pretty well matched, your own thread speaks to your prowess with a purse, still,

Handbags at ten paces....it's all my doing....

If I explain to her that it was all my fault, but at the time I believed it was "in the interest of National Security' will it sound like a reasonable defence.......

[Nicos]

Nope!!!!!

[Rocketron]

you do know that admitting to watching woody allen is tantamount to admitting to .................bad taste.............. i mean i love you and all that jazz but!

Are you deranged?

[BrideXIII]

Nope!!!!! just hate woody allen films, he is such a pretentious lil twit!

[valmarg]

[QUOTE=crazy_red;314338]Well, you can check him for the necessaries, in that case, <blush> cos i'm not that sort of girl /QUOTE]
lol. For the necessaries are you referring to what my grandfather called his 'handful of clutter'.

valmarg

[crazy_red]

I was indeed, what a lovely way of putting it