Fun - Exit Lines/Famous Last Words

[mothhawk]

Reading GF's post today about fiddling inside the electric toaster with a fork reminded me of a game we used to play as kids. You have to invent funny last words that might be said. shall we play? I'll give you a few to start us off...

No problem, I'll get your toast out.......
The ones that bark never bite.....
Yes, I'm sure they are mushrooms......

[Florence Fennel]

I told you I was ill ......

[Snoop Puss]

It's a simple as ABC. Accelerator, Brake, Clutch. Look...

[greenishfing]

My husband Mr GF is just so lucky. A couple of his most serious, but not fatal lines: "Of course it's strong enough to bear my weight" (just before the roof gave way and he fell down the well), "It can't be live" (after his first electric shock, but before his second). There are many ,many more which is why I am now proactive in trying to protect him from himself. He still can't believe I stopped him going sailing without a sensible companion (NOT ME) after his last (and certainly not first) encounter with the coastguard after ignoring his depth sounder.

[Snoop Puss]

The ladder's fine. Don't fuss, woman...

[mothhawk]

We can cross here. Those are just drifting logs...

[mothhawk]

Let it down slowly...

[mothhawk]

I've seen this done on youtube...

[Bren In Pots]

Of cause the rope will hold.....

[Mr Bones]

When I nod my head you hit it..

[mothhawk]

There's never any traffic at this time of day...

[mothhawk]

Which wire do I cut?...

[Snoop Puss]

You won't let go, will you?



Mothhawk, this is an inspired thread. I've had several proper laugh-out-louds. Thanks.

[Bren In Pots]

It'll taste nice I've not added many chillis.....

[Nicos]

I thought you had cut off the electricity!