Fun - Exit Lines/Famous Last Words

[Snoop Puss]

Abseiling? You just throw yourself off the edge and bounce off the cliff face. Nothing to it.

[Nicos]

Whatever you do…..don’t imagine a spotty cow….

[DWSmith]

Driver while stopped at an intersection with a lousy view, "Do you seen any cars coming?"

Passenger, "No." Driver starts pulling forward. " ... But there is a truck."

[Jungle Jane]

If a man is alone in the garden & speaks & there is no woman to hear him,is he still wrong?

[Snoop Puss]

That's just an old sign. Don't pay any attention to it. I can't see any bulls in this field.

[Snoop Puss]

This one by Rary on the chitchat thread...

I will now go and put this down in my book Hints and Tips for WHEN I Get Old, possibly I should start a thread which could help Nicos and greenishfing and possibly Snoop

[Nicos]

^^^^^ ha ha ha!….famous last words indeed!

[rary]

So, I'll just climb up this ladder I've got leaning against a chimney pipe sticking out of my greenhouse. Shouldn't be a problem, should it?

Not funny, I ended up at hospital with that one