Why do men take so long getting ready

[piskieinboots]

...to go out? why? so long?
*sighs and taps fingers

RAF Police Christmas Dinner today, we shouldn't be here - we are still here, I am ready - someone else is not

[lynda66]

lol, always amazes me too, well i mean ...... they only have to do the 3 s's and get dressed, so how come it takes them longer, when we have to shave legs, do hair, put on make up, lace boots, ....... and get dressed ...... hrumphhhhhhhh.

[FionaH]

Then after taking ages, he stands at the door saying "come on we will be late"???!!!!!!

[bobleponge]

You girls. Tssssk

[lynda66]

*slaps bob* ...... cos he's a boy ....... i think

[zazen999]

Because they faff about and have no direction; and can only do one thing at a time.

[bobleponge]

Because they faff about and have no direction; and can only do one thing at a time.

Clearly wrong. I used to be able to drink beer, watch telly and ignore the last Mme Leponge, so there's 3 in a oner!!!

[bobleponge]

Because they faff about and have no direction; and can only do one thing at a time.

Clearly wrong. I used to be able to drink beer, watch sport and ignore the last Mme Leponge. All at the same time!

[SarzWix]

You still here Pisk? What's he doing, sewing his own suit??!!

[jackie j]

My OH is always moaning that me and daughter take too long to get ready how come we are in the car while he is still faffing around.

[HayleyB]

Men

[Two_Sheds]

how come it takes them longer, when we have to shave legs, do hair, put on make up, lace boots, ....... and get dressed ...

... and clean the loo, the bathroom floor, the sink, rinse the bath ...
feed the pets... plan the next meal ... do the dishes, the laundry ...

[lynda66]

... and clean the loo, the bathroom floor, the sink, rinse the bath ...
feed the pets... plan the next meal ... do the dishes, the laundry ...

and there was me trying to make our bit sound easy to make them ....... sound .......not so FLIPPING ANNOYING

[HeyWayne]

anyone got a fire going? I need to roast an old chestnut...

[bobleponge]

Apologies for my double post earlier, technobiff. I think Piskie has infected my computer with whatever she had.
However, on getting ready: Just dont get me started ladies!