Why do men take so long getting ready

[HeyWayne]

Apologies for my double post earlier, technobiff. I think Piskie has infected my computer with whatever she had.
However, on getting ready: Just dont get me started ladies!

Don't apologise bob, you've proved that a man can do two things at once. Ok, so it's only a post, but tomorrow who knows what two things you'll be able to do?

[nelliegemini]

I think it's indoctrination. My OH has been told all his life that women take ages to get ready, and despite the fact we've been together 35 years, he thinks I take ages - but I don't, I have kept him waiting about twice, but ... because he knows women take ages (we must do otherwise he wouldn't know about it), he doesn't get into the shower until I am fully dressed, hatted, coated and scarfed and standing at the door.

[Irie Jan]

You girls. Tssssk

Bob you and me will fall out soon and we were getting on so well the other day!

Tis true what us girls are saying on here you men do dither when getting ready. Unles we lay out all the clothes for you men, all we get is the crys of where is this and where is that! Either we run around for you lot while we are trying to get ready or better yet as I already said we lay it all out for you befor hand! lol

[HeyWayne]

Bob you and me will fall out soon and we were getting on so well the other day!

Tis true what us girls are saying on here you men do dither when getting ready. Unles we lay out all the clothes for you men, all we get is the crys of where is this and where is that! Either we run around for you lot while we are trying to get ready or better yet as I already said we lay it all out for you befor hand! lol

*Laughs quietly

[lynda66]

Unles we lay out all the clothes for you men, all we get is the crys of where is this and where is that!

actually that is true .... son came home last weekend demanding to know where his black shirt is cos he wanted to wear it on a night out ....... i did point out that last time he came home with some washing, i washed it and folded it and put it back in his suitcase for him to take back to uni with him ........ ....... i also pointed out that he doesn't actually live here any more, and that his wardrobe and chest of drawers are empty ...... i did however give him 2 pairs of socks i'd found under his bed

[Irie Jan]

slaps h wayne on the chops!

[lynda66]

Apologies for my double post earlier, technobiff. I think Piskie has infected my computer with whatever she had.
However, on getting ready: Just dont get me started ladies!

no worries, i just thought i'd read it twice

[bubblewrap]

I can get up get dressed & be out in 15 minuets.

[Irie Jan]

I can get up get dressed & be out in 15 minuets.

ok your one of the endangered species then! Not many of them around that can do that! Not that I have come across anyway!

[HeyWayne]

*tries to pinpoint the exact moment he stopped being a "men".

[bubblewrap]

I used to work at Brush(Loughborough) & could do bed to work in 10 minuets.

[HeyWayne]

I can get up get dressed & be out in 15 minuets.

I can't quite match that, but I can do 20 minutes. That's up, shower, contact lenses in, shave, teeth brushed, moisterised, aftershaved, dressed, hair styled, bag packed, out the door.

Non work days are quicker.

[Irie Jan]

I used to work at Brush(Loughborough) & could do bed to work in 10 minuets.

Yeah thats work tho! We are talking about getting ready to go out somewhere special!

10 mins, I have done that as well! Out of bed, wash, fed the 5 cats into the car, Purfleet to Rainham 6 miles into work on time. I know I broke the speed limit to do it, got to work in less than 6 mins that day!
One for two sheds bad driving link!

[bubblewrap]

If I had a job(unemployed 3 years) that would be special.

[Two_Sheds]

fed the 5 cats into the car

Does it run on cats then?