I cannot be the only one who talks to themselves in 'character' voices ?
Penfold: 'Cor cwikey, DM! The washing machines eaten my undies again!'
(high, panicky mild cockney with consonant problems)
DangerMouse: 'Don't worry Penfold, pass me that spanner and stand well back, I'll deal with this....'
(deep, re-assuring, well elocuted English)
Penfold: 'Gosh DM, that sock's weally come a cwopper! I don't think it's going to make it....'
DangerMouse: 'Chin up Penfold, it really was already past it's best... but that won't stop us demanding justice from Zanussi....'
Penfold: 'Oops, sorry DM! But I didn't buy the extended wawanty. Who knew it would turn out to be such a Fwiday afternoon job, eh?'
DangerMouse: 'Dammit Penfold, I've told you a thousand times, you should always buy British.....'
Go on, fess up......
Red x
Penfold: 'Cor cwikey, DM! The washing machines eaten my undies again!'
(high, panicky mild cockney with consonant problems)
DangerMouse: 'Don't worry Penfold, pass me that spanner and stand well back, I'll deal with this....'
(deep, re-assuring, well elocuted English)
Penfold: 'Gosh DM, that sock's weally come a cwopper! I don't think it's going to make it....'
DangerMouse: 'Chin up Penfold, it really was already past it's best... but that won't stop us demanding justice from Zanussi....'
Penfold: 'Oops, sorry DM! But I didn't buy the extended wawanty. Who knew it would turn out to be such a Fwiday afternoon job, eh?'
DangerMouse: 'Dammit Penfold, I've told you a thousand times, you should always buy British.....'
Go on, fess up......
Red x
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