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As NtG's eyes nearly popped out of his head at the sight of the ruby elephant growing and growing to life-size proportions...
'Were you expecting that, NtG??, GF asked.
'Were you expecting that, NtG??, GF asked.
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"Well I did wonder why an elephant was called Viagra... I thought it was something to do with waterfalls" said ntg.
Suddenly there was a crash and Nicos fellover singing songs about little pixies and in her hand she was munching on ...Last edited by nick the grief; 31-12-2023, 09:13 PM.ntg
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... a mince pie, when in ran the giant.
'Hannibal', he cried at the sight of the elephant. 'We have to get you out of here.'
'Hannibal', thought Flo. 'Got that wrong, surely?'
'I know', said the giant, as if reading her mind. 'It was the best name I could come up with to disguise him. We have to get him out of here quickly, otherwise...'Comment
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rary was confused, again, as he settled down to eat some mince pies, how did elephant grow so big and was he/she (as he hadn't heard elephant speak he wasn't sure which) named after the big waterfall at the Canadian USA boarder or after the man that took his elephants for a stroll over the Alps??? Confuseing, he thought ,then, why am I thinking of an old Chines philosopher ohhhh I think I have........Last edited by rary; 01-01-2024, 08:15 AM.it may be a struggle to reach the top, but once your over the hill your problems start.
Member of the Nutters Club but I think I am just there to make up the numbers
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a disguise for this poor elephant - the front of the pantomime horse, I just need aGranny on the Game in SheffieldComment
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'Scissors?, asked Nicos. 'You might need some extra fabric as well. How about the giant's jacket? Now I've turned it into bagpipes, more or less, it might do for the elephant's trunk.'Comment
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… well….you’ve never seen Nicos move so fast
…within seconds, she’d run up the costume, with plenty of fabric to spare.
Rary had a thought…..blackout curtains for his shed maybe?….."Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple
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'He'd be pushing his luck with that', Snoop thought. Then realised with mounting paranoia that she too could read minds, like GF earlier. Something was about to happen, she could feel it.
'Quick!' shouted Flo and GF in unison...Comment
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…then with a flash…."Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple
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….the electricity went out….
"Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple
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"Don't panic, don't panic" shouted Snoop. "Just feel around for the elephant in the roomGranny on the Game in SheffieldComment
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At that point, the elephant began to glow bright red and was instantly visible to all.
The fairy shook and the giant quaked...Comment
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Or should that be quacked? "Duck down peeps" said NicosGranny on the Game in SheffieldComment
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'Run!' shouted the giant. As he was looking at the elephant, the Grapes decided to do as Nicos said.
The elephant was rather hampered by its costume and was having difficulty getting to its feet.
'Push', the giant shouted again. And this time the Grapes jumped into action.
Rary, meanwhile, had another thought...Comment
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"I was going to tell you to form an orderly queue", he said, "but as it's age before beauty that would put me at the back soLast edited by Florence Fennel; 01-01-2024, 06:36 PM.Granny on the Game in SheffieldComment
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