Worst Christmas Song

[Glutton4...]

Can I join in the knocking Cliff Richard gang?

ANYTHING he does is, well, just too horrible for words - even breathing!

He makes my flesh creep. If I'd been at Wimbledon that day he started singing, I'd have asked for my money back - who does he think he is?



Sorry, I'm calm now. Off to get a G+T...X

[bubblewrap]

Wot about this one?
YouTube - Alvin and The Chipmunks: The Christmas Song

[HeyWayne]

Christmas is a dark time for music - too many to choose from.

On the Timmy Mallet front - apparently (according to our local rag) he didn't even sing the original, it was sung by a teacher at a school near these parts.

[bluemoon]

Mine's got to be one of Cliff's too. The one where he 'sings' the Lord's Prayer being top of the list, though they're all truly awful.

[janeyo]

I have just heard the worst one ever - The wombles! wishing You a wombling Merry Christmas. Feel bit queasy...

janeyo

[Alice]

I hate them all Not religious, but I do like the Christmas Carols

[Rocketron]

I really cannot tolerate The Pogues one.

[kernowyon]

wham - last christmas

and that effing awful Jonah Lewie - stop the calvary

oh! and every Xfactor dross for the last couple of years

and Sir Paul McCrapney - Pipes of peace

and.....

need to go and lie down now

[lynda66]

I have just heard the worst one ever - The wombles! wishing You a wombling Merry Christmas. Feel bit queasy...

janeyo

nooooooooooooo it's against the law to hate the wombles

[BarleySugar]

DD (16) loves Cliff, we have the Christmas Songs on CD and she plays them from when the tree goes up. Now where did that CD go? We haven't got the tree up yet.
She said it's a shame that he's so old now, but she's got his films on DVD as well, just don't tell her friends
My older sister and SIL are great fans and have been to a lot of his concerts, so they have encouraged her.
Worst song must have been the frog, though at least we don't hear that now. Of the ones you hear everywhere 'Wish it could be Christmas everyday'. I couldn't survive it!!

[bobleponge]

Nothing new to add to this thread. Sir Cliff? Get off.

[bobleponge]

Above was a fib, I do indeed have something to add.
Sir Cliff again, but this reminds me of my youngest daughter and christmas and laughing so hard I nearly crashed the car.
Mistletoe and wine:

With logs on the fire and gifts in the tree, were the maestro's (?) original words. Driving with nipper in the back and heard her singing:
With logs on the fire, and pigs in the tree

She got really upset as her mother and I had to pull the car over. Priceless