Help! Damsel in distress!

[Seahorse]

I think there's a mouse under my chair. At least I hope it's a mouse. I'm not at all keen on how much noise it's making I've pulled my feet up but I don't want to look down. I've only got a pink feather duster for protection!

Can somebody please come and rescue me?

[petal]

Get a cat!

[SarzWix]

Oh 'eck! Petal's right, you need a cat!
I suggest getting the feather duster & rattling it about loudly under your chair, the mouse will definitely scarper (or die of fright!). Then you can ring Cats Protection and request some back-up

[Snadger]

I've got a squeaky chair like that!

[bobleponge]

*Notices Seahorse's female dilemma, ponders problem, thinks of "those" stockings, books return flight from Sudan to Lincolnshire*

I'm on my way!!

[smallblueplanet]

Lol! You still on the chair Seahorse?

[pigletwillie]

Swiftly, enters the room, puts bucket over mouse, lifts seahorse cleanly up off the chair and into a comfy armchair, returns to bucket and slides card under to humanely trap said mouse, releases said mouse in the garden, returns to seahorse with a stiff...tipple, some thorntons, lights the fire for her and with a kiss to the hand ....departs.

[smallblueplanet]

*SBP runs into room shouting 'Fire! Fire!'

Grabs the sozzled Seahorse and drags her into the hallway and out into the street! 'Who's the firestarter, don't they realise the chimney's not working yet!?' I ask?!

[bobleponge]

*Bob alights from plane and makes best haste for chez Seahorse. Finds her still on the street thanks to SBP's heroics, swooning from PW's stiff........tipple. Sulks, would kick cat but clearly there isnt one hence the original problem, gets back on plane to Sudan.*
Pah!

[smallblueplanet]

*SBP Shouts Bob back

'Hey Bob where's the Pineau, we need a drink and I'm frightened of mice!'

[bobleponge]

All are cordially invited to Chez Leponge over the festive period for some chilled Pineau on home grown Charentaise melon.
I too am frightened of mice so was glad of PW's assistance.

[happybunny]

My My My, bob, pigletwillie and SMP - what superheros you are!!!

[bobleponge]

I've been called many things HB but never anything as nice as that.
Cheers dudette.

[Seahorse]

Stuff getting a cat. If the excitement above happens whenever there's one about, I'll get more mice instead

[bobleponge]

*Bob sighs and arranges to increase his credit card limit to buy more plane tickets*