Gardeners Rest #19 (2024)

[Snoop Puss]

"Well, there's an idea!", Snoop thought. "Did the real Rary and the impostor get swapped in the Tardis?" She hoped not. She conveyed her thoughts to Miz Spelling (they were having a telepathic moment, which surprised neither of them, though it ought to have done) and both agreed to go up and investigate the attic again. Though they wouldn't hang around, just in case.

[lottie dolly]

well,said Miz Spelling,good idea,they went up to look,on opening the door gently,so as not to make it squeek,Miz Spelling suddenly wondered if that was the noise imposter Rary heard,and realized a body had found out what was in the room,upon looking the room was all cleaned out,the cleaners found it and thus made it into another room for guests,therefore we can now charge extra for it,as it is a bespoke room with history to it,i must get the handy man to come and sort the door though,wonders if Nicos has a recommendation,mean time,the impostor is in hospital hand cuffed to the bed,with a police guard

[lottie dolly]

NOTICE BOARD


tomorrow 25th christmas day and 26th boxing day
Seeing how the world is busy celabrating this once a year event and busy with family and friends,the GR wish seasons greetings to all,but this is an open house so please feel free to join us here when you can,our time here is just about having fun and chilling out,the next NOTICE BOARD will be Later in the day on 26th,a very merry Christmas from Miz Spelling and her team,

[greenishfing]

.....Meanwhile in the competition kitchen Michelle, of the resistance, slipped in surreptitiously. She was to be the "celebrity" judge for the Christmas puddings as she was generally acknowledged to be a world renowned expert.

The puddings were to be served for Christmas day lunch tomorrow.

Mrs Go-4it was not convinced that Rary had been impersonated by .... well ..... who? ..... What? She had a theory that there was something in either the water or scented candles that was causing lots of out of character behaviour. As she had no wish to be affected she had now taken to cleaning her teeth with vodka, and applying vick to her nostrils.

[Snoop Puss]

Snoop, meanwhile, was worried about Mrs Rary. If she reported him missing, they would probably tell her he was handcuffed to a trolley in a hospital.

[lottie dolly]

Snoop said Miz Spelling,my theory is this,i still think it is an imposter,(surly not a twin),and the real Rary has found the tardis and scarpered for a rest,but did you spot the date on the tardis was prior to the cleasners in the room,it was for tomorrow,so he should be back,just have faith,the imposter will have his collar well and truly felt

[Snoop Puss]

"Fingers crossed", Snoop replied. Privately thinking that the Tardis seemed to have a mind of its own previous years, so couldn't be relied on to do what it was supposed to. Plus, in any case, Mrs Go-4it might still be right. Could be something in the water or the coffee...

[lottie dolly]

are you suggesting the water system is faulty,and the coffee for that matter,this sounds like sabatage,i WILL find out from my Squeeler,only time will tell,said Miz Spelling,only time will tell,she took the tanoy and called,"hello guests,i hope you all looking forwards to our cherished carol servis this evening,i see not many have deposited a gift under the tree yet,if your shy,you will be able to do it anytime before the man himself visits,thank you ",she again when to the tree,then to the office to sort the days paperwork out,as she is a bit behind,thankyou to being arrested,she thought,humhum,if had only been the firemmen,still a body can dream,it is christmas,