Gardeners Rest #19 (2024)

[lottie dolly]

on the notice board

Tommorow evening 18th is a Kareoke or should it be chockery squeek,starts at 8 pm,usual snaks on the bar,any gents please wash your hands well before getting any peanuts ohhum,
the day will begin with a peletron session in the gym,or if you prefer some armchair gentle exercise in the lounge aprox 6 30am.
the afternoon will be another round of bake off,the named dish yet to be confirmed by Mrs Go-4it,

[Snoop Puss]

Crumbs, thought Snoop, those armchairs had better be really luxurious if I'm going to get up out of my lovely comfy bed for a 6.30 am exercise session. She wondered what the others would do. She didn't fancy lounging in an armchair, in which she'd be bound to nod off, if she was the only one there and the others were all off doing strenuous stuff in the other session.

One thing's for sure, she wasn't going to be eating any peanuts in a hurry.

And with that thought, she went into the bar to watch the gingerbread judging.

[Florence Fennel]

Dibs on Sweet Caroline at the Karaoke! As for the planned excercise, Flo was of the opinion that there was only one 6.30 in a day.

There appeared to be some kind of kerfuffle in the tent, so she followed Snoop to the gingerbread.

[Snoop Puss]

The kerfuffle was being caused by Mr Bourbon and Mrs Bell. Who were back, their sorrows well and truly drowned...

[Florence Fennel]

and it appeared they had concocted a cunning plan to sabotage the bake-off

[lottie dolly]

Miz Spelling anounced that due to an overheard comment about the early exerse class,she has been able,at short notice,to change the 6 30 exersise class till 8am,also suitable sturdy chairs will provided,i have alse asked that a ballette bar be placed near the wall,so that peeps can do stretches on if they wish,the fireman will be on hand if anyone needs assistance,so i hope this is more to your likeing,as our aim is for you to enjoy your stay

[greenishfing]

Well, it might have been cunning if they weren't quite so ..... Brahms and Liszt....🤣🤣🤣

[greenishfing]

Sneaky ....Miz Spelling! A sexy fireman helping out at the barre. I might have to have a stretch myself.

[Snoop Puss]

Well, 8 am was a whole lot better than 6.30 am. But suitable sturdy chairs were not what she wanted. She wanted a chair she could wallow in and watch everyone else exercising. In fact what she wanted, seeing as she'd missed out on the French pompier massage, was a shiatsu chair. And yes, she had looked up the spelling.

[lottie dolly]

Miz Spellings ears picked up what snoop said,err hummm,but madam,i am sorry on this occasion we cannot help you,perhaps you would like to go back and read our tems and conditions,never the less,however,you state that your could not exersise from our luxury chairs in lounge,yet when i stated that a different chair will be used,you still had an issue,so i hope you will after all be able to just watch from the comfey chair,ORRRRRRRRRRRRR,i