It's so not fair :(

[terrier]

flippin heck my tongue ain't that dry , or shiny ...... is lost with the hair piece??

herpes..hair piece.. oh never mind, very old joke

[Stacey Steve]

What about that stuff the girl motorbike courier uses, won't that cure it or is the motorbike helmet part of the cure as well?

[bubblewrap]

Hey Lynda it's only Herpes!

They say if you get this sort, you wont get the other sort!

Don't kiss the budgie though you may get cherpies!

[Snadger]

What about that stuff the girl motorbike courier uses, won't that cure it or is the motorbike helmet part of the cure as well?

Just had a vision of someone with cling film over there mouth and a crash helmet on..........Hannibal Lekter eat your heart out!

[crazy_red]

I get coleslaws really badly and I find surgical spirit dabbed on every hour or so will dry them out really quick, but be prepared for someone to peel you off the ceiling .

Once it goes dry, keep applying Bepanthen (baby cream) or better still, Vitamin E oil or the Wilko's version of Rescue Oil, to heal the skin. This is the fastest, although not the most medically acceptable way, to get rid of one, that I know of.

The Rescue Oil (not the expensive Bio version) is the best stuff I've found. If you can't get any, pm me your addy and I will send you some - so at least you can snog your way through New Year


Pooor you!

Red x

[Rhona]

Zovirax! Zovirax! Ruuuun to the chemist now Lynda and yell Zovirax at them as you crash through the door. 'Tis miracle stuff for coleslaws. If you catch them at an early stage, even better. It'll be gone by Chrimbo Eve, honest!

I used to get them when I was doing lots of ballet - if your body gets a bit run down. You know why you've got them, don't you? It's all the stress of organising this lot into secret-santa-ing each other. It's our fault!

I'll say it again, Zovirax.

[lynda66]

i have some zovirax currently looking like a huge appendage on my bottom lip ...... (ok i know it says apply thinly but blow it i want it gone) lol

tis really sore this morning and all bumpy .....

(i always get one in exactly the same place every winter)

goes off to get some frogs, cos they are supposed to cure em too

[BrideXIII]

* giggles at the though of Lynda kissing frogs all afternoon*

[lynda66]

well, i've been kissing frogs for the last 30 years, may as well carry on and see if one of them will turn into a prince ....... and if he does, no probs, cos the coleslaw will have gone

[SarzWix]

*feels bad for giggling at Lynda..

Don't forget the VitC, garlic, onions...

[Stacey Steve]

No not garlic, she's into vampires and that will be even more fun out of the window!

[lynda66]

lol, yeah garlic aint good

[pigletwillie]

gropes too?? ....... can try, don't think it will do much good though

I'm in Lynda, where and how much???????

[lynda66]

hrumphhhhhhh i'm not that kind of girl ....... i'm not paying ya

[pigletwillie]

No no no, not how much!, where and how much, a tickle, a fondle, how much.

Tips are though, optional.