It's so not fair :(

[BrideXIII]

* falls of dang chair laughing her woolly socks off*

PW is a frog prince?

I knew he was good but......

[lynda66]

waits for willie on the doorstep under the mistletoe

[Glutton4...]

Tell everyone its a fat burn. The chip pan spat at you!

They'l feel so sorry for you...

(Worth a try - worked for me once.)X

[pigletwillie]

waits for willie on the doorstep under the mistletoe

Wow, I think i'm in there. On my way Lynda.

[lynda66]

hurry up it's cold out here, and my chip fat burn is starting to throb

[maytreefrannie]

hmmmmmm could take my mind off it, but then i'd still wanna try the mistletoe out, cos it's christmas and stuff, and all men (unless really gruesome, old, ugly, wrinkly,ugly, too old, too young,ugly smelly, did i mention ugly?? ) are for snogging under mistletoe .......... and i can't

Just think, Lynda, how many ARE really gruesome, old, ugly, wrinkly, ugly, too old, ugly, smelly and as you say, UGLY - maybe you're not missing so much.

[Glutton4...]

- maybe you're not missing so much.

Yeah, but what about the OTHERS ?!?

[lynda66]

yeah there must be some cuties ready to give me a quote for double glazing .......i've rung enough firms (27) and then theres the garden wall builders (34 of them) ....... gotta get a cutie sometime

oh yeah and willie's on his way ....... yer never know

[Glutton4...]

I think you need to cast your net wider Lynda - I heard there's a Plumber in France who looks like Richard Gere...?

[lynda66]

yeah well once i've got through the uk, i'll start on the french yellow pages ........ anyway, richard gere's a dog

[SarzWix]

*chortling uncontrollably now
if I have an 'accident' on the way to the loo, it's all your fault...

[Farmer_Gyles]

well lynda, at least you've got an excuse for not getting a snog ..... i've got the mistletoe, never had coleslaws, not likely to get a snog .........

i got arrested once for asking a policewoman to kiss me under the mistletoe .... it was tucked in my belt buckle at the time .... she didnt have a sense of humour .....

[HayleyB]

Is it red or white coleslaw

You can get cheese coleslaw as well...........

*ducks to avoid Lynda's squished tomatoes

[MaureenHall]

i got arrested once for asking a policewoman to kiss me under the mistletoe .... it was tucked in my belt buckle at the time .... she didnt have a sense of humour .....

Fink you were being rooooooooooooooooooood!!

[janeyo]

I was going to get some mistletoe, but then remembered what the postie, milkman and most of our delivery drivers look like. So decided against it. And didn't want OH getting any ideas either, his birthday is October

janeyo