Oh my Lord! Get the special Elephant-folded towels out in the Grow Your Own Bathroom before she arrives after the celebratory party, or we'll be WELL in the Chook-House!!
Very many congratulations my darling, and it is SO well-deserved for you. (See Wellie stand on her chair with her arms in the air go "Christmas MOMs are SPECIAL, Christmas MOMs are SPECIAL!".....!)
Actually, I'm just 'Quality Tasting' my homemade Damson Gin, and I can sssppesshhly asssuure yooooooooo that it's verrrrrrrry fitttting to toast yor Mommship witthh ?
Our fondest love,
Wellie, Trousers and BC
XXX

Very many congratulations my darling, and it is SO well-deserved for you. (See Wellie stand on her chair with her arms in the air go "Christmas MOMs are SPECIAL, Christmas MOMs are SPECIAL!".....!)

Actually, I'm just 'Quality Tasting' my homemade Damson Gin, and I can sssppesshhly asssuure yooooooooo that it's verrrrrrrry fitttting to toast yor Mommship witthh ?

Our fondest love,
Wellie, Trousers and BC
XXX
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