I need a hoover assassinator

[piskieinboots]

perfect Wayne - I'm up for vacuuming the wall
*sprouts horns

[Comfreyfan]

You don't actually live next door to SIL do you? He's obsessive about his tidying and hoovering (blames it on basic training as an impressive youngster!). I once saw him tidy the baby (squared up the moses basket so that it was parallel to the table!) and he just can't relax unless the house is hoovered!

[kirsty b]

If I PM my address to you Piskie, can you ask her to come round mine? I'll happily let her do my hoovering.
Seriously though, that must be a right pain in the .. neck

[janeyo]

To follow HW's suggestion of borrowing it... then keep it for days so she can't make a njoise with it! Brilliant idea

My ex- m-inlaw used to vaccum 3 times a day. She was a little strange, they had a cat who had to live in the garage as she didn't like the hairs and I remember the first time I ever met the woman the cat was allowed in as special occasion. It wound it's way round her legs and left a few hairs. She then picked all of them off obsessively and then made her husband get up, take them off her and put them in the bin! And he did it too... I can just imagine what my current OH would say to that one. She also used to dust before and AFTER the cleaner came!

And she made my ex hubby and his dad pee kneeling down so they woulnd't drip anywhere.

And she made them go up the stairs sideways so they wouldn't tread the carpet edges down.

In fact looking back maybe she was more than a little strange.....

janeyo

[jacob marley]

Mr Snowdrop is the answer he is the head honcho around there is he not no good having rank if you don't use it...jacob

[piskieinboots]

And she made my ex hubby and his dad pee kneeling down so they woulnd't drip anywhere.

R O F L M A O ... sorry Janey, but that is sooo funny

Mr Snowdrop is the answer he is the head honcho around there is he not no good having rank if you don't use it...jacob

Mr Snowdrop says 'but Suzie we have helicopters flying in our back garden all day every day and you never say that is noisy - why is a little hoover annoying you?'
...he has a point