Poo and pee

[Slug]

I can just see you all in your 90's sitting around in some nursing home chuntering on about recalling the days when you could pee to order. The good old days eh?.....

And NTG will be sitting there saying.... in the good ole days, I could pee 5 feet in the air and still get it in my compost bin

[multiveg]

Can you imagine competitions? Oops, think that is going too far?
I'll just have to put up with the chamberpot!

[Slug]

The problem is that I CAN imagine the competitions... think I'm going to have some trouble sleeping tonight - recurring nightmares and all....