Man the lifeboats

[lynda66]

awwwww poor bob ...... at least it will feel like africa where it's warm with all those wild animals outside in the ark ..... and at least you've still got us to keep you .....in sane

[Nicos]

Well done.
On the brighter side- at least you were there when it happened!
It might have been flooding for 6 weeks and no-one noticed

My OH is off to UK for a few days tomorrow- so ours will probably burst tomorrow night!

[SlugLobber]

Oh eck. I've been ultra-paranoid about all these stories of burst pipes and things on the news. Hope you're ok, Bob and that the webbed feet return to normality soon!

[FionaH]

Bob hop on a ferry, and I will put the kettle on. Spare bed, fags and hugs on offer.

[BrideXIII]

Maureen, Bride, Firsttimer et al, please send all your unsmoked fags to:
Bobleponge
France

I am going to start.

It appears I may sink with my ship, leaving no trace apart from a few scattered bits of debris.

When a future dive reveals the existance of "The Good Ship Leponge" please tell them my pineapples are in the games room.
Goodbye one and all.

snorkel and flippers in the post, and a yellow submarine will be delivering emergency supplies as soon as the captain can find the paddles.

are you wearing your neoprene pants?

[lynda66]

wish my kitchen pipes would burst actually ......... i could do with some new lino and new kitchen cupboards

[Nicos]

You Ok staying there Bob- or have you friends nearby you can stay with???

[FionaH]

wish my kitchen pipes would burst actually ......... i could do with some new lino and new kitchen cupboards

Careful what you wish for.......

[lynda66]

Careful what you wish for.......

tis ok, i got insurance as long as the chicks don't drown all will be fine and think how beautiful it will look when everythings replaced

[SarzWix]

Oh Bob What a miserable situation to be in...

I can guarantee that being on the 'Vine keeps you sane though Put lots of jumpers on, stoke up the fire, and stay on the pooter. (As long as your electrics don't blow... )

[ailsasyl]

Oh Bob sorry to hear of your troubles keep warm and heres hoping its all sorted soon

[MaureenHall]

wish my kitchen pipes would burst actually ......... i could do with some new lino and new kitchen cupboards

Lynda it's baby CHICKENS you've got, not baby ducks! Take the chicks upstairs in to Rob's room before the pipes burst

[Flummery]

Blimey, you're going through it just now aren't you lad? As you say, the bright side is the clean floor - good job you can still see a bright side!

[lynda66]

yeah well they are 6 inches off the floor and it is warmer in here lol ...... and actually that may be a really good reason to get ducks ........ just in case

[HayleyB]

Use le spongepants bobble

Sorry to hear of your troubles I hope you get sorted soon, big hugs