Never mind knife crime

[Nicos]

Ergo, it would hurt less to give birth than have a paper cut.

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Ducks for cover.

Me first gals!!!!!

[allotmentlady]

and everytime you bump it or touch something it will sting, put some lavendar oil on it, will heal quickly

[di]

Sorry..totally random & sort of off thread...but tis how my mind works!I took DS to docs with a varucca(sc)...felt pathetic,but because of his skin the chemist wouldn't reccomend anything...well,I've got to treat it with duct tape!!...cover for 6 days,take off tape & file down,leave off for a day & then repeat process until it's gone.
Like I said a bit off thread & I'm sure it would do nothing for a paper cut,but little yet agonising cut on finger/little yet agonising varuca on foot,there is kind of a connection!?
P.S Nicos...when yer done with the baseball bat can you pass it this way?!...although I can almost see where Mikey's coming from....the fuss a man may make after a ickle injury is probably almost equal to the fuss we make re childbirth!

[HeyWayne]

Took the plaster off a while ago - it was getting on my wick. Finger seems pretty well healed to be honest.

[Nicos]

Be glad you don't wear tights Wayne- you'd get them snagged when you put them on with a healing paper cut!

[HeyWayne]

Be glad you don't wear tights Wayne-

Says who?

[jackie j]

My OH was cutting a swede on sunday for tea, managed to nearly slice the top of his thumb off. One way of getting out of cooking and doing the dishes. I thought he was going to faint. Wouldnt go to hospital just put steri strips on it.

[Paul Wagland]

Wouldnt go to hospital just put steri strips on it.

Quite right. Go to a hospital and you'll only get some nasty infection!

[pigletwillie]

Ergo, it would hurt less to give birth than have a paper cut.

Ducks for cover.

If it hurt as much as they say Mikey, they would only ever have one.


Also ducks for cover.

[dexterdoglancashire]

As a "Daddy to be" methinks you ought to be more careful! Bernie aka DDL

[Nicos]

If it hurt as much as they say Mikey, they would only ever have one.


Also ducks for cover.

YOU should know better!!!!

[Mikey]

If it hurt as much as they say Mikey, they would only ever have one.


Also ducks for cover.

Me first gals!!!!!

Is it ok to put head above parapet yet.

[kirsty b]

Quite right. Go to a hospital and you'll only get some nasty infection!

Not in every hospital Paul!

[SarzWix]

I think men could get pretty close to the pain of child-birth if they had HW's back pain at it's worst, added to some excrutiating tooth-ache, whilst their crown jewels were being squeezed in a vice, for about 12 hours...

Wanna try it? You could have some gas & air...

[King Carrot]

While I was recuperating in the hospital after a kidney stone last May, the nurse told me I went through the male equivalent of labour/childbirth pain,

I don't believe her as I've never seen a woman in labour, rolling around in the garden in absolute agony, trying to be sick and supposing that this must be the end!! I really thought my chips were cashed well and truly in.

My 3 yr old son was with me at the time and found the whole thing hysterically funny –I went from feeling absolutely normal to the worst imaginable agony in 5 minutes - I don't recommend it to anyone

cheers,

KC