TROUSERS... Prepare to be Birthday 'Bumped' My Darling!

[wellie]

Ssshhh! He's still asleep!!! I tell you what..........

Why don't you grab that ankle.....
And you can grab that arm.....
Then you can get a hold of that foot.....
Which means that you can grab that wrist....

Look Away! Look Away!
..... And I'll just quickly sew up his Pyjama Flies shall I ?!

Now then. Are we ready to give Trousers 48 of the Biggest Birthday Bumps?

(See Wellie look at her watch, and realise that it's only 2330 hrs)

"Okay, put him down - we've got half an hour to kill yet...."
But The Holly Cottage Bar is open if you'd like a drink while you're waiting?!

[di]

You've read my mind Sweetie!!...poured the last of the vino at least 2 hours ago!!!Make mine a double!
Oh & in case I do actually manage to get off to bed in the next 1/2 an hour...Happy Birthday Trousers!May it be a Fairy special one!!xx

[wellie]

Double it is then Fairy Cloggs! and if you do get off to bed in the next 1/2 an hour....
Remember to let go of Trousers first, eh?
XX

[SarzWix]

I'd take an ankle, but I'd probably over-balance and wake him up So I'll just sing from the sidelines if that's ok?

Happy Birthday Trousers, as it's a Thursday I think that's close enough to carry it on til the weekend

[wellie]

Okay Sarzwix, you can sit over there in the comfy chair with the Harrods Teddy Bear and the cat..... and the mouse (sorry about the mouse?)

Ready?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR TROUSERS!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!

[di]

Still here!!!Typing ever so quiet so as he don't hear us!!...w'as the plan??foot or arm??

Have a truly wonderful day...as I'm sure you will!Fairy Hugs to The Big Guy on his special day!(...sorry if you're particularly short Trousers & I've hit a raw nerve)xx

[wellie]

You hold onto his left arm Fairy Cloggs, I'll just put the last stitch in here.... and then....

Oh no! I've stitched him to the duvet cover!!

[pigletwillie]

Wahhheeyyyyy,

happy birthday Paulie, will call later ron.

Enjoy.

[bobleponge]

Happy birthday Trousers, hope its a great day.

[zazen999]

Aah - you meanies - let him have a lie in on his Birthday...

Have a great one Trousers

xxx

[Polly Fouracre]

Many Happy Returns, Trousers. I hope you were woken gently with a lovely cup of tea!

[Nicos]

I hope you were woken gently with a lovely cup of tea!

I hope you've being left to sleep in on yr birthday!!!!...yeh...some chance with Wellie around!

Have a lovely day!

[jackie j]

Happy Birthday Trousers have a great day make sure that wellie spoils you.

[piskieinboots]

Happy Birthday dear Trousers - and erm, remove the PJ bottoms before you pee
(((squeezeeee hugs from Piskie))) Manly handshake from SD
xxxx

[SlugLobber]

Are you still holding him up? Gosh, you guys have stamina! Happy Birthday, Trousers. Make sure you put on the right ones!