What not to do at work. Tip no. 1

[bobleponge]

Michael Hutchence style then Miffy, that thought had never crossed my mind till now. I have never wondered what he wears under his coveralls before, although he does sort of walk funny....

[SlugLobber]

Can you post a piece of paper under his door saying 'SORRY'

Rubbish. Put a note under his door saying, 'Sulky Pants. Give me some coffee or I'll lock you in for the weekend.'

[Pumpkin Becki]

Even in the middle of the Sudanese swamp system PB, there is indeed a health and safety system in place.
With defence being the best form of attack, I got onto the system first thing this morning, informing all and sundry that its clearly not a sensible idea to be locking yourself in to your office with lights off with other people still in the office.
I await the counterpunch with interest.
However, if he had just left his door open (like it is right now, strangely enough) he wouldnt have been locked in!!

Good for you!! Can't argue with Health and Safety...if he'd just left his light on there wouldn't have been a problem would there. What kind of a service man is he, tell him to stop being sulky and grow a backbone SAH!

[bobleponge]

Rubbish. Put a note under his door saying, 'Sulky Pants. Give me some coffee or I'll lock you in for the weekend.'

I just sprayed my carppy Nescafe coffee all over my keyboard reading that

[bubblewrap]

Weeelllll,

all of our portakabins are made from reinforced, 55mm thick ballistic steel

Sounds like a good idea for a vandal proof lottie shed!

[maytreefrannie]

Wonder what his wife/partner said when he got home - picture it, one hand on hip, one wielding a rolling pin, saying:
"You got stuck at the office? A likely story."

[petal]

yes, my first thought was that he had someone in there with him! Stranger things have happened!

[Snadger]

I suppose mentioning 2 world wars and a world cup wouldn't do any good would it????????

[miffy]

I'd like a ballistic steel reinforced something, it sounds way cool, do you think i could get it for my mini, it would be like a little bumper car then so when the big boys take me on, on the road they come off worse rather than me!

[Nicos]

I suppose mentioning 2 world wars and a world cup wouldn't do any good would it????????

Urrrmmmmm

..maybe you could offer him a ginger biscuit???

[bobleponge]

Well the icy African wind appears to have thawed a touch.
I had a chat with him last night about the incident, and he was still quite cross. I was just dying for him NOT to say "you started it" as "that" line from John Cleese would have left my mouth unbidden.
However, zis morning ven I came into vork, I found funf coffee pads outside meine room.
Here's hoping for a warmer day today.

[Nicos]

Awww.....bless him!

[bubblewrap]

Nobody else has so I will!

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[Two_Sheds]

yes, my first thought was that he had someone in there with him!

[Nicos]

What a pretty smile!!!