Gnome emergency - help needed!

[bubblewrap]

@ BW - Groannnn! (That actually made me laff!)

@ SS - He's neither, I think its a type of plaster, but I'll make sure I size him up first!

Plastered? A drunken gnome?

[Glutton4...]

Hate Gnomes - no offence - I'd put 'im in the skip!

[SlugLobber]

Aw, Glutton, have you no heart??

My OH's Dad looks like a gnome, quite like your Sir Mortimer, actually, but his beard is wilder! Hope he's back in his Sunday best, soon!

[maytreefrannie]

I've no idea what kind of paint is best but good luck with getting your gnomework done!

[lottie dolly]

i had one given me a few years back,he still resides beside the front door,the cheeky little chappie even wolf whistles when it's a nice day,for some reason the cold wet affects him,one day DH was out near the door when a young woman went by,and it did it,she gave a look and scurried on,and DH said i hope she not think it was me,i laughed,i thought it very amusing

[HeyWayne]

I'm still trying to get my head round Manda touching up a poor defenceless gnome. Should someone call social services?

[Glutton4...]

Aw, Glutton, have you no heart??...

Obviously not

[FionaH]

Personally I would be more concerned about naked Gollums