OK, OK, calm down.

[HeyWayne]

As Zen master I am asking that we all take a collective deep breath, count to 10 and exhale. Repeat and go to your happy place.

Been a lot of emotion displayed on t'vine of late and emotions have a habit of running away with us.

I will be in the Zen garden if anyone wants to come along and have some time chillaxing.

[zazen999]

I, Zen Master, am going to my happy place.

Co-op to buy more food.

Thank you o wise one.

xxx

[Flummery]

Will there be wine? And nibbles? I'm in!

[Irie Jan]

Ah bless! You see the calming one has spoken! Thanks Master!

[shirlthegirl43]

Is that snow? If so I will bring a cushion to sit on

[Rhona]

*Slams door and runs to the Zen garden with a packet of sandwiches and a flask*

It's not cold though is it? I've only got a cardi on.

[pigletwillie]

I have chocolate.......lots of chocolate

[Flummery]

... droool!

[smallblueplanet]

I have a big stick to poke you with, I believe that has a place in Zen buddhism?

Hark, the sound of one hand clapping in a forest.....timber!!!!!

[shirlthegirl43]

I have chocolate.......lots of chocolate

Ooh, that reminds me, I have some Thornton's fudge left from Christmas, and Aranthos bought be a big bar of Cadbury's Turkish delight choccy last night to cheer me up. Who wants some of which?

[pipscariad]

Well, through being shattered last night I seem to have missed a lot - but perhaps that's a good thing? Anyhows, that Zen garden idea is excellent, however, doesn't look quite cosy enough for me, so mind if I bring my fleece throw to wrap up in? But I'll bring a bottle of something nice to share with Flummery and others, plus nibbles - and maybe Rhona could spare a sip of her flask if v. chilly?

I'm chilled man.... (but only in the mind sense of course, nice and cosy otherwise )

[HeyWayne]

Calm-o-mile tea being served by the pagoda.

Manda, that stick is for re-aligning the sand you've just walked all over!

[di]

Ooh, that reminds me, I have some Thornton's fudge left from Christmas, and Aranthos bought be a big bar of Cadbury's Turkish delight choccy last night to cheer me up. Who wants some of which?

How the 'eck have you managed to save Thorntons fudge for so long???
I'm choosing to see that white stuff as warm glowing sand...warm enough for Pimms???...maybe Zazen could pick up a bottle at the Coop?

[shirlthegirl43]

How the 'eck have you managed to save Thorntons fudge for so long???

Younger son bought me a big gift box full. I love fudge but have been very strict and only had one piece every few days. Loads left

[HayleyB]

Can I have some of your Choccie, PW

And wine, deffo

Me I'm gonna contemplate what happens if one thinks too much to prove to Zen Master that it could happen