To celebrate 1000 posts.....a limerick thread

[Seahorse]

A lovely young lady named Sarzwix
Grew her own veg and baked her own bics
She then had a stumble
That led to a tumble
And said '**** now what do I do for kicks?'

[pigletwillie]

There was a long legged lovely from Lincoln
Whose pins were so long you should have seen em
All covered in hair
It just wasn't fair
Alas I said, fair dinkum

Oh am I so going to pay for that one.

[SarzWix]

There was a young lady from Leeds,
She went to the lottie with seeds,
When Hans Mum got there,
She really went spare,
She'd picked up a packet of beads...

Once in Ashton-under-Lyne,
There lived a young lady so fine,
She had hundreds of chooks, And fancied some ducks,
Of madness surely a sign?...


The Grapevine had 3 Mods,
All armed with cattle prods,
But they loved the Grapes, And laughed at their japes,
And never acted like Gods

[Seahorse]

Oh am I so going to pay for that one.

Oh indeed you are!

[sharonr]

Congrats on the big 1000 finedon.dandy. I reached 1000 yeaterday too.

[SarzWix]

Fab thread Tammy I'm really enjoying myself, and will probably bore you all to death with it..
Great link to some Edward Lear; Edward Lear, A Book of Nonsense

[BrideXIII]

There once was a vine called F.Dandy
her advice was not always that handy
but we just don't care
as long as she's there
and she make all the boys pretty randy.