Well, my stock has shot up on the allotments

[beefy]

I'd be there just so I could watch . I'll even wear my Ireland jersey and bring a few pints of the black stuff to drink

[Seahorse]

What makes it more hilarious is that I am more akin to a lardy gassed badger than an adonis, the adonis would probably would get a string of lady allotmenteers visiting his shed, I on the other hand probably would end up with theoap bus.

Wheres Seahorse?

I'm here, just pondering whether a mod actually has the power to ban another mod...

[Stacey Steve]

Tell Old Ron that they are all your disciples of a new religous cult you have formed and that not to worry if he see's a lot of activity some nights round your bonfire.

That should be a good rumour to have going around and increase security with all the extra people on site late at night.

[Peter]

I'm here, just pondering whether a mod actually has the power to ban another mod...

It gets worse, consider then what he told Piskie,

Piskie in work boots, your mine, all mine, for a whole day.

Absolutely no mention of any clothing at all.

Hope its a warm day Piskie and that you've got very big boots.