Don't you know who I am!!

[piskieinboots]

Pulling back onto camp just now, following a Waitrose trolley-dash - I go to take my usual 'I am a resident with a pass' lane, when two coppers (yes, SD's boys!) stop me and wave me over to the side.

I look confused, but as they have guns I get out - one says with amazing straight face 'do you mind if we search your vehicle Madam'. Do bear in mind that I drink with these boys, they look after my pussies when I am away, they sleep over round here - but Madam

Poor lads, they had to stop every so many cars and I was one of so many cars

Worst bit was, 'would you mind opening the bonnet please Madam?' erm 'actually I don't know where the bonnet catch is, shall I go and ask my husband, he is just there in the Police Flight'

T'was like a comedy sketch


For the benefit of Newbies (of which we have many) SD is my hubby, Snowdrop who is Top Cop here on camp

[shirlthegirl43]

LOL, thanks for the cheer-up Piskie.

WHY do you not know how to open your bonnet you silly lass?

[zazen999]

Waitrose


Just kidding, I love Waitrose.

[pigletwillie]

So do I , just cant afford it, good wine selection though and good discounts too.

[jackie j]

Very funny was you still scrubed up maybe thats why they stopped you they didnt recognise you lol

[HayleyB]

Gawd Pisk how d'ya keep a straight face, mind you how did they I would have demanded to see the boss..........

[piskieinboots]

WHY do you not know how to open your bonnet you silly lass?

I never retain information that I have no use for (not enough space in there!) and I always try to ensure the car needs petrol when SD gets handed the keys - yep I know - I am archetypal

Very funny was you still scrubed up maybe thats why they stopped you they didnt recognise you lol

Ah good point - hehehe

[piskieinboots]

I would have demanded to see the boss..........

and to think I had just bought him some of his favourite biscuits whilst on my trolley-dash

[Glutton4...]

Perhaps SD's chaps are 'Vine watchers, and were just checking that you didn't have PW (or any seeds/plants) stashed away in the car!

[HayleyB]

and to think I had just bought him some of his favourite biscuits whilst on my trolley-dash

You could claim they were confiscated at the gate

[scarey55]

That was brill Piskie, I can just picture the scene. Thanks for that. xx

[lynda66]

WHY do you not know how to open your bonnet ?

why on earth does a girly need to know how to open a bonnet ... that's what men are fore innit?? .... even if i knew how to open it, what would be the point, i wouldn't know what i was looking at anyway, tis a big lump of metal with twirly bits, theres some things you really don't need to understand

[FionaH]

why on earth does a girly need to know how to open a bonnet ... that's what men are fore innit?? .... even if i knew how to open it, what would be the point, i wouldn't know what i was looking at anyway, tis a big lump of metal with twirly bits, theres some things you really don't need to understand

Yeah right up until the car breaks down and theres not a bloke in sight
I'm not a mechanic but I can at least change a tyre and fix a starter motor (hit it with a hammer) Good job too MrH wouldnt know where to start lol

[Glutton4...]

Yeah right up until the car breaks down and theres not a bloke in sight
I'm not a mechanic but I can at least change a tyre and fix a starter motor (hit it with a hammer) Good job too MrH wouldnt know where to start lol

Did you have an old MGB too?

[kirsty b]

My dad showed me how to change front part of exhaust on my Mk3 Escort years ago. Can do basics, and have a Haynes manual on shopping list for current motor.

Piskie, that little scenario gave a much needed smile!