Another kill the cat thread!

[FionaH]

I swear I am going to turn the darn thing into slippers!

Let me set the scene, selfraising came for lunch and a natter today, and boy can we natter Off we wander to the garden and SR sniggers and asks me what I am growing in the window box, onions and cats! Flaming animal was sleeping on my newly planted onions. Had to poke the cheeky moo twice to get her to shift!

Later, after more nattering we stroll to the COVERED raised bed with more onions, And shes back! under the plastic soaking up the sun. With the most insolent look on her face as if to say, "and your problem is what?" to add insult to injury she exited via my seed trays of salad!

SR at this point was no flaming use as she was too busy laughing!

Now where did i put the slipper pattern...............?

[sharonr]

Is it your cat?

[coreopsis]

"and your problem is what"?

[dogsbody]

I hope you r joking, 1 of mine came home last year having been shot..... not a nice experience, fortunately he is fine now.

remember mice will eat your peas, rats will infest your plot, pigeons eat your cabbages if it wasn't for Mr Tom.....

[coreopsis]

Sorry to hear about your cat I think some water would do the trick,no need to shoot.
I have a dog who goes exactly everywhere you don't want him to go.

Forgot to add a few neighbouring cats...

[selfraising]

It was seriously funny tho Fi, sorry

[petal]

yes, this made me laugh- my naughty kitty does bad things too and when told off glares at me with utter contempt as if to say "you ought to be grateful chum"

[bubblewrap]

They make a nice Davy Crockett hat.

[FionaH]

Is it your cat?

Unfortunately yes, named Ghengis, says it all really

I hope you r joking, 1 of mine came home last year having been shot..... not a nice experience, fortunately he is fine now.

remember mice will eat your peas, rats will infest your plot, pigeons eat your cabbages if it wasn't for Mr Tom.....

Of course I am joking It also happens to be the most spoilt critter on the planet! She only catches slow worms and frogs, in high summer, mice are too fast for her these days and I do believe she is scared of pigeons!

"and your problem is what"?

LOL

They make a nice Davy Crockett hat.

PM me the pattern would ya BW?

[bubblewrap]

PM me the pattern would ya BW?


Just take the inside bits out!!

[Alice]

Well if it's your cat Fiona maybe you can see a funny side
When it's somebody elses cat wrecking my work - well my sense of humour doesn't extend that far

[Hilary B]

Well if it's your cat Fiona maybe you can see a funny side
When it's somebody elses cat wrecking my work - well my sense of humour doesn't extend that far

Water pistol (as high powered as you can get)! doesn't actually harm the beast, but makes it wish it was out of range.

[bubblewrap]

[QUOTE=bubblewrap;407012]PM me the pattern would ya BW?

OK here you are
Possum Skins....how to tan and how to make a coonskin cap

[FionaH]

It was seriously funny tho Fi, sorry

Would have got a photo if we could have stopped giggling!

Water pistol (as high powered as you can get)! doesn't actually harm the beast, but makes it wish it was out of range.

A great plan, i wouldnt trust her not to shoot back mind

[QUOTE=bubblewrap;407017]

PM me the pattern would ya BW?

OK here you are
Possum Skins....how to tan and how to make a coonskin cap

Cool thanks, off to measure her up

[faerieprincess]

Hmm, maybe set some sticky booby traps??? I remember many years ago my cat who loved tipping over our glasses of drink. He would hook one claw over the rim and and pull the whole thing over. I got so mad with him one day that after he spilt a soft drink I grabbed him by the paws and rubbed his fur in what he spilt. I was treated to the very funny sight of a very indignant cat who did NOT want to lick his fur clean, but had to because there was no other way of removing the sticky gunk off himself. When he realised that was the treatment he was going to get from then on he decided that the drinks were better left alone