Another kill the cat thread!

[Iamhanuman]

Fiona, I just can't get worked up about this any more, not since what happened to our little boy cat - similar to dogsbody's post
see this other thread for poor cat stories mine included

sorry

[bubblewrap]

We have two cats called Bubble & Squeak I sometimes call them Lard & Trex

[FionaH]

Fiona, I just can't get worked up about this any more, not since what happened to our little boy cat - similar to dogsbody's post
see this other thread for poor cat stories mine included

sorry

Iam, I just read your original post, I can not believe someone would shoot your cat, what an utter B*****d!! Absolutely beggers belief

My original post was meant as a light hearted joke about my own cat. The same cat which runs our house, sleeps in my bed (under the duvet!) and generally has us very well trained. At no point did I advocate shooting cats!


I do hope your fella makes a good recovery

[HayleyB]

I threaten Alf daily, especially when he's on the kitchen table howling at me. And he poos in my pea bed luckily missing the peas because of the twine but it seriously does my head in, he's 18 and I tell him that his next vet visit WILL be his last then when he gets bunged up with mice and goes for his enema I always relent

[GrubbyGirl]

It's well known that cats are a nuisance to gardners because they love to use their beds as toilets and it's also well known that cats never poop on their own patch. Well, could somebody please tell my cat that - he clearly doesn't know the rules!!! Don't get me wrong I'm not wishing his poop onto somebody else, but we have acres of woodland surrounding the house that my other cat disappears off into to do his stuff.

I can't complain really, at least I have no litter trays and he always poops in the same place so I just don't plant there. I love both my boys to bits so I at least know he's not going to be hurt by somebody not wanting them in their garden.

Angela

[FionaH]

She did it again! Got to love the nerve of her
Sat on the coriander this time

[selfraising]

Oh no, not again! You'll have to superglue the cloche down (not with her in it obviously!)

[Victoria26]

hahahahahahaaha love it!!!!!

I've started a kill the cat chatroom for stories just like this!! Feel free to join and post pics!

[rogesse]

I indulge my little darling more than my son who doesn't eat all my seedlings, dig up my favourite house plants, poop in my borders, scratches and growls at visitors or screams for attention all the time (well he does that and he's 14yrs, son that is).

What is it that they say - dogs have owners, cats have staff...

Now BW, about that pattern?

[coreopsis]

cat who did NOT want to lick his fur clean, but had to because there was no other way of removing the sticky gunk off himself. When he realised that was the treatment he was going to get from then on he decided that the drinks were better left alone

Does he come for a drink now and then?

[FionaH]

[QUOTE=rogesse;407504]
What is it that they say - dogs have owners, cats have staff...

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Aint that the truth!

[dogsbody]

Notice on my shed:

"Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped as gods........

............cats have never forgotten this"

[bubblewrap]

Now BW, about that pattern?

rogesse see my post No13 I thing it will do!

[Glutton4...]

OK here you are
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OK Mr BW, Sir. Now, I really love my cat, but she is a right royal (Siamese) PITA but when she eventually (if ever!) passes on, I'd like her to be made into a Davey Crocket hat (coz I've always wanted one (and the dog and the horse are too big?!) LOL), just so she'd be much more use next time round LOL!

When she goes, if I send her, will you do the honours?

[bubblewrap]

OK Mr BW, Sir. Now, I really love my cat, but she is a right royal (Siamese) PITA but when she eventually (if ever!) passes on, I'd like her to be made into a Davey Crocket hat (coz I've always wanted one (and the dog and the horse are too big?!) LOL), just so she'd be much more use next time round LOL!

When she goes, if I send her, will you do the honours?

Me? NO! thanks but these people may help!
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