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Here is a few lines that will make you laugh
1) The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
2) I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
3) She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.
4) A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
5) The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
6) No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
7) A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
8) A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
9) Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
10) Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
11) Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
12) Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, "You stay here; I'll go on a head."
13) I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
14) A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab centre said: "Keep off the Grass."
15) A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, "No change yet."
16) A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
17) The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
18) The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
19) A backward poet writes inverse.
20) In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.
21) Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects
All the best to those not in the best of health right now, I am thinking of you.
1) The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
2) I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
3) She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.
4) A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
5) The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
6) No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
7) A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
8) A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
9) Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
10) Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
11) Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
12) Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, "You stay here; I'll go on a head."
13) I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
14) A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab centre said: "Keep off the Grass."
15) A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, "No change yet."
16) A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
17) The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
18) The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
19) A backward poet writes inverse.
20) In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.
21) Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects
All the best to those not in the best of health right now, I am thinking of you.
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