Found this on ebay

[dexterdoglancashire]

how on earth do you find this kind of thing?!! DDL

[User Removed]

Maybe Tensing was searching for p****'s on eBay!

[dexterdoglancashire]

Adam! DDL
PS must give it try!

[User Removed]

DD, You don't know what you will find!

[Earthbabe]

Earthbabe, Do I dare ask what you do as a job?

My dayjob is as a staff nurse on a urology ward - yep, kidneys, bladders and ...... men's bits.

At one point we had a "mannekin pis" doll thing we subjected new staff and students to.

I wonder where that went.

[dexterdoglancashire]

I'm much too shy Adam! DDL

[nick the grief]

Well I've decided, got to grow some of these next year & then wait to see my mother-in-laws face when I say " here have some chilli's"

Ah, if only you could get willy shaped turnips like on blackadder

[HappyMouffe]

lol Nick, or perhaps a thingy shaped just like a turnip?

[multiveg]

Thinking of shapes, a while ago, I read somewhere that someone put "cubes" round developing tomatoes so he'd get square ones! Then, there are others that use bras for support - support for tomatoes that is!

[HappyMouffe]

You can also make square melons: nice & easy for stacking!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asi...ic/1390088.stm

[Earthbabe]

I'll stick to traditional odd shapes thanks.

[nick the grief]

lol Nick, or perhaps a thingy shaped just like a turnip?

Already got that HM (well more of a Radish than a Turnip )

[Lesley Jay]

Nick!!!!! Behave!!!

[nick the grief]

Please Miss, it was Earthbabe who started it

[Lesley Jay]

Stop trying to blame someone else Nick. You know you love me telling you off!!!