I'm childish I know, but I'm comfortable with that.

[HeyWayne]

You know when you just can't help yourself?

Earlier today I had an email sent to me from China - a regular occurence.

It started:-

Dear Sir or Madam !
How are you ! This is Bruce Lee from China Huaxing Wire Mesh Factory .
We are Manufacture , Our products list and a part of picture as following:

My reply started thus:

"Hi Bruce

My name is Chuck Norris. Unfortunately I have no need for your products as I am able to forge steel with my bare hands...."

[allotmentlady]

lol thats a goodun lol

[Pumpkin Becki]

I refer you to my previous comment on the GW thread...Norty boy!!

[jacob marley]

Arrr So velly good you get answer....jacob

[happybunny]

deary dear ......

[bubblewrap]

My name is Chuck Norris. Unfortunately I have no need for your products as I am able to forge steel with my bare hands...."

Any good at forging money?

[HeyWayne]

My name is Chuck Norris. Unfortunately I have no need for your products as I am able to forge steel with my bare hands...."

Any good at forging money?

Not really, but I've a great washing machine.

[bubblewrap]

Not really, but I've a great washing machine.

Makes a whole new meaning to the shrinking pound!

[stephenwithap]

hi jackie chan here how are you all lol

[miffy]

Can you lead an assult on a tyrant and his country single handed wearing wearing a green vest and a bit of fabric round your head too!!