T-shirt slogans

[StephenH]

Inspired by the 'You know how I am for T-shirts' thread, I had the idea of a thread for people to dream up gardening-related slogans - witty, preferably - for T-shirts. My suggestions:

Grow your own booze (above a picture of apples, elderberries, barley, hops, grapes, or other fermentable ingredients)

Compost mentis

Spend the day in bed (with a picture of someone digging a vegetable bed)

Any more suggestions?

[Nicos]

Dig that!! ..with a piccie of a spade in the soil??

[StephenH]

Good! Maybe the illustration could be the one that accompanied the old 'Dig for Victory' wartime poster, of a booted foot on a spade. In fact, that whole poster would make a good T-shirt.

[Nicos]

That's a good piccie!!!
Nice thread too!

....urrrmmmm..have a closer look at the piccie- he's using his left foot to dig yep????...OK- so where is his right foot????....

[Snadger]

....urrrmmmm..have a closer look at the piccie- he's using his left foot to dig yep????...OK- so where is his right foot????....

I would never have noticed that in a month of Sundays Nicos......but now you point it out!

[bubblewrap]

That's a good piccie!!!
Nice thread too!

....urrrmmmm..have a closer look at the piccie- he's using his left foot to dig yep????...OK- so where is his right foot????....

Photo shop 1940 style !!!!!?

[Jardiniere]

That's a good piccie!!!
Nice thread too!

....urrrmmmm..have a closer look at the piccie- he's using his left foot to dig yep????...OK- so where is his right foot????....

Perhaps he only has one leg ....there was a war on you know..................

[Nicos]

perhaps he only has one leg ....there was a war on you know..................

:d:d:d:d.......

Hmmmmm...I wonder why they didn't come out as piccies????

[bubblewrap]

Perhaps he only has one leg ....there was a war on you know..................

Surely he would fall over?

[Hilary B]

A norty one "Grow your own" with a picture of a cannabis leaf<g>

[Nicos]

Ha!!!!!....Grow yr own leg!!!!!!!

[rogesse]

Groan Nico

my mum bought my dad a T shirt with 'under Gardener' emblaisoned on it - he wore it with pride!

[HeyWayne]

I nearly bought a "Gardeners do it with Hoes" t-shirt not so long ago.

Could have one that looked like this



But with the magic of Photoshop, said "Allotment" - Would make a far more interesting film too.

"Can you dig it?!"

"I call a spade a spade"

"My Dad went to the allotment, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt"

[miffy]

How about 'lottie dolly' instead of trolly dolly!

[bubblewrap]

A norty one "Grow your own" with a picture of a cannabis leaf<g>

Had one of those also written on it keep prices down. (wore it out)