Paul Wagland cross-dressing?

[Flummery]

I thought it suited you, Sir! Dead fetching.

[Pumpkin Becki]

So the plot thickens, who is the lady with the fancy nails and jolly wellies, and does Jeannine know what you get up to on that allotment of yours Mr Wagland?

[Paul Wagland]

Yes, and she sometimes takes the photos....

[HeyWayne]

Do you have pampas grass on your plot Paul?

[Glutton4...]

Yes, and she sometimes takes the photos....

Now't wrong with a bit of voyeurism!

[SueA]

Yes, and she sometimes takes the photos....

Does she post them on 'YouTube' too?

[Pumpkin Becki]

I think Paul will have to write some sort of disclaimer on his next article...

ie: not all photographs shown are of the author or spouse, but spouse was fully consulted at all stages of the process and may have facilitated the taking of the aformentioned photographs. Jolly wellies and nail varnish can and should be enjoyed by both genders without embarrassment.

...I would die laughing if that actually gets published

[SlugLobber]

Do you have pampas grass on your plot Paul?

Ooh I say, this gets ruder and ruder!

[Paul Wagland]

Do you have pampas grass on your plot Paul?

If only I had the room

We're seeing some very cerebral posts from you lately, by the way! That must have been the first Magritte reference on the Grapevine, surely?!

[Nicos]

That must have been the first Magritte reference on the Grapevine, surely?!

Ooohhh....René......

ooopss..wrong one!!!

[Flummery]

You stupid woman! Is it not obvious which one?

PS - not you of course, Edith! (where's the cheese?)

[Nicos]

Ha!!

[Flummery]

I think we've strayed far from the cerebral discussion of Magritte though eh?

[Nicos]

I think we've strayed far from the cerebral discussion of Magritte though eh?

Hmmm..I'll need to think about that!

[Flummery]

Is your brain hurting too?