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Jennie, That is one of my jokes but they walk into a bar and not a building
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a blonde walks into a shop and asks for a pair of curtains 15 inch wide the assistant says that "we dont do them thet narrow what are they for any way"
blonde replies "they are for my laptop it comes with windows"PRESTON NORTH END
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3 more post for the ton-upPRESTON NORTH END
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Two old ladies on the beach and a streaker runs by.
One has a stroke the other wasn't fast enough.My phone has more Processing power than the Computers NASA used to fake the Moon LandingsComment
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Oldie but goodie NOG.Bright Blessings
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If at first you don't succeed, open a bottle of wine.
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Near where I live there is a village called sibson & the pub is called the Cock Inn - that always makes me smile
Then there is the oldie
They caught a streaker by the Cock at Sibson
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Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark.
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Thanks guys, cheered me up a bit now!Into every life a little rain must fall.Comment
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Two nuns in the bath on says "wheres the soap" the other says "yes it does dosen't it.My phone has more Processing power than the Computers NASA used to fake the Moon LandingsComment
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An old lady puts an ad in a lonely hearts column"Old lady of 70 looking for companion of similar age must be good in bed" the next day theres a knock at the door she opens it to see a man in a wheel chair no arm no legs . Im here about the advert but I said must be good in bed "How do you think I rang the doorbell" !!Comment
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Did you hear the one about the magic tractor?
It trundled down the road, and turned into a field.
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Five men and one woman are being airlifted from a flood. The rope begins to break. Pilot says, someone must let go or all are going to die as the rope can't take the strain. All look at each other but no one is willing to let go.The woman begins speaking. She says she understands how none of the men would want to let go as they are so badly needed by their families. I'm only a woman she says. You big strong men are virile, sexy, and the stronger sex and i am only a poor female and sure who is going to miss me.
When she had finished there was silience for a few seconds.
Then all the men gave her a hugh round of applause.
And when your back stops aching,
And your hands begin to harden.
You will find yourself a partner,
In the glory of the garden.
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is it just me being blonde or does everyone else get the nun joke?
sheep asked a cow, so how do you feel about this mad cow diesese?
cow says, dont ask me im a tractor.Yo an' Bob
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take only what you need
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There was a great loss recently in the entertainment world.
Larry La Prise, the man who wrote the "Hokey Kokey", died last week at 83. The mosttraumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin.
They put hisleft leg in and things just started to go downhill from there.My phone has more Processing power than the Computers NASA used to fake the Moon LandingsComment
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Nappies and Politicians should be changed regularly and for the same reason
There comes a point in your life when you realize who matters, who never did, who won't anymore and who always will. Don't worry about people from your past, there's a reason why they didn't make it in your future.Comment
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