Swine flu

[OverWyreGrower]

I'll raise you "Shaun of the Dead"

anyone wanna go down the "Winchester"

Last night, Mr OWG was practising his zombie movements and noises in the garden... he said it was just in case

[allotmentlady]

Think I have got that swine flu.............i am coming out in rashers.........

[FionaH]

I'll raise you "Shaun of the Dead"

anyone wanna go down the "Winchester"

And wait till it all blows over?

[NOG]

It will be more like the Omega Man....

[jemma_charlie]

Think I have got that swine flu.............i am coming out in rashers.........

you could have, especially if it is combined with the trots.....

sorry I'll go now

[21again]

Uk influenza pandemic contingency plan

This may be of interest, not sure if you will want to read all 177 pages though.



http://www.dh.gov.uk/prod_consum_dh/...dh_4121744.pdf

Page 31 is quite interesting.

[Geo]

Geo..

[allotmentlady]

ROFL !!!!!!!!!brilliant

[Geo]

First pictures of Swine flu virus....




Geo..

[Glutton4...]

Nice one Geo!

[Glutton4...]

Just a thought.....

If I got Swine Fever how would anyone know, what with the mad cow disease an' all!

[Nippy]

A teacher and pupil at my grandson's school in Paignton have been diagnosed with swine-flu and the school has been closed.
I am vaguely worried about this but given the health and vigour of most children I'm sure they will recover. I would worry about weak and poorly people though.

OMG when was the teacher diagnosed? It wasn't on the news. I'm just 4 miles away.

I tried ringing NHS direct about swine flu, I couldn't hear what they were saying...... there was too much crackling

[RedThorn]

Just a thought.....

If I got Swine Fever how would anyone know, what with the mad cow disease an' all!

Then you'll end up with mad swine disease then...

*getting my coat...*

[FionaH]

Fun to note that while swine flu was just a possibility this thread was srious, scientific and some were nervous, now the staus has been cranked up to level 5 mad jokes start I wonder if this is typically British or simply vine ish?

I love this place!!

[Nippy]

Fun to note that while swine flu was just a possibility this thread was srious, scientific and some were nervous, now the staus has been cranked up to level 5 mad jokes start I wonder if this is typically British or simply vine ish?

I love this place!!

British!!