Euromillions help please??

[bobleponge]

I am not a patient man by nature, so for me to spend nearly 3 hours trying to play the Euromillions on line was probably a record of somesorts for me.
However, I still havent done it. I cannot seem to find a site that allows me to simply register, pay and wait for my winnings to roll in.
I cannot use the UK site (I dont think??) I have tried twice, with 2 different UK addresses but have been refused both times as my payment details are obviously French.
I found a Belgian site that allowed me to get so far, but then I found it was only for Belgians as I couldnt change the country in the address line.
I know, of course, that I could ask my family/friends to do it for me, but I want to be able to play it in my own right, as Robert of Lepongeshire, France using my own fiscal details.
Does anyone know of a site that I can use to allow me to win big and treat you all to a party chez moi?

[bubblewrap]

Have you tried here Bob?
Home | The National Lottery

[scarey55]

Is <<THIS>> any good Bob, or is it where you have been for the past 3 hours?

All in French, of course but I expect your French is better than mine and I managed to understand it (although I didn't bother going all the way through to the end)

Bonne chance!

[bobleponge]

The UK site doesnt allow me to play BW because I dont have a UK address. I tried that one first, computer said no!

[bobleponge]

Scarey, you're a star. I still have to wait to receive a letter so I can send proof of my address, as clearly my bank details, phone number and mobile number dont prove anything, but at least I am there.
It was the site I was looking for but I hate the internet, too impatient.
Thanks

And I would doubt enormously that my French is better than yours, mine could generously be described as adequate at best.

[scarey55]

Scarey, you're a star. I still have to wait to receive a letter so I can send proof of my address, as clearly my bank details, phone number and mobile number dont prove anything, but at least I am there.
It was the site I was looking for but I hate the internet, too impatient.
Thanks

And I would doubt enormously that my French is better than yours, mine could generously be described as adequate at best.

Glad to be of service - just don't forget who directed you to the site when you win your millions

[bobleponge]

Cheque's in the post guv

[Flummery]

But why?
I've never even bought a lottery ticket!
(I've got some tomatoes called Euromoney - will that help?)

[bobleponge]

Each to their own Flum, I would love to win a sum of money large enough to give my children and grandchildren no financial worries in their lives.

[Flummery]

My Ma feels the same - so she sends stupid amounts to Readers' Digest so they'll keep her in their Prize Draw!

[maytreefrannie]

But why?
I've never even bought a lottery ticket!
(I've got some tomatoes called Euromoney - will that help?)

I know you're right Flummery but -

I do our national lottery Draw ALWAYS on Wednesday and Saturday nights - don't do Euromillions normally, do it occasionally when I have a small win from the usual Wed or Sat lottery to fund it.

Anyway, my BiL says it's stupid to buy lottery tickets because the odds against winning are something like 7 million to 1. That's what he said to me - 'you only have a 7 million to 1 chance of winning. No chance!'

So I says to him - 'And what chance have you?' (he's never bought a ticket!)

[Flummery]

Someone once pointed out that you have more chance of flushing your pound down the loo, turning on the taps to wash your hands and getting a pound coin back from the tap!

The first couple of years they held the lottery I put £1 a week in a tin and at the end of the year we went out for a meal. We at least got something for our money!

I guess I'm just a 'risk averse' person. You wouldn't think so when you hear people saying you shouldn't grow the seeds from an F1 hybrid! Me? I just don't care

[bobleponge]

I wonder if your Yorkshire heritage has anything to do with it Flum?

[Flummery]

Sharp intake of breath! I married into Yorkshire. I'm from Lancashire!

[bobleponge]

Ooooopsssss. My bad. And I knew that too.
*Tugs forelock in general direction for begging forgiveness*