Beers are on Wayne then...

[piskieinboots]

TALL people really do get ahead.

Australian researchers have found that tall workers earn more than their shorter colleagues, especially among men. A man who is six foot can expect to take home a "wage premium" of almost $1000 a year.

The boffins paint a bleak picture for the vertically-challenged, but there's good news for chubby workers: overweight people actually earn more than their skinny workmates.

[indigox]

Maybe they need that money because of the extra food they have to eat.

[Mikey]

Here's a tenner Wayne, go get the beers in, tall people always get served quicker.

[Nicos]

..best put on a bit more weight then Wayne!!!

Piskie.....aww...never mind!!!!

[janeyo]

Doesn't bode well for me and OH then, I am a short-a**e and he is only an inch taller! Tells me he has that 'Napolean' complex and it has never done him any harm lol

[SlugLobber]

So, being short and slim means that I may as well give up? Oh dear!

*reaches for the baclava*

[HeyWayne]

By that rationale I should be earning a fortune!

Chances are a fine thing. That's why I'm brewing my own.

[indigox]

I hate to think how meagre my income would be if I wasn't 6' !

[Mikey]

By that rationale I should be earning a fortune!

Chances are a fine thing. That's why I'm brewing my own.

Do you think it will be ready before 2, I'm parched.

[HeyWayne]

Do you think it will be ready before 2, I'm parched.

Before 2 weeks? That's what it says I have to wait - at least. It's barrelled up, maturing away.

[Mikey]

I was hoping before 2pm, what a shame.

Whats it called dude, I used to like a brew in Sheffield called Roger Over & Out, it was sold in 1/3 pint glasses, cos the name was a little too appropriate.

[HeyWayne]

I was hoping before 2pm, what a shame.

Whats it called dude, I used to like a brew in Sheffield called Roger Over & Out, it was sold in 1/3 pint glasses, cos the name was a little too appropriate.

It's this one:

Smugglers Special Ale

The site was recommended to me by one of our very own Grapes. (goes to have a look and remember who).

It's all a bit new to me - so who knows how it'll turn out.

[janeyo]

My dad is banned from making beer since the last time he tried it exploded... whole house smelled for weeks lol.

His wines have always been lovely though