The reasone I am asking is that every other morning and evening I have to chase the dog around the garden and try and collect some wee in a container, the problem is that my dog is quite low slung and he usually manages to wizz on my hand rather than in the bowl
. Also he looks at me as if I am some kind of pervert and takes me on an obstacle course, not to bad in this weather but in the winter with a bowl in one hand and a torch in the other it gets quite farcical and apparently side splittingly funny for others to watch (going by the amount of faces in my neighbours window).

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