Has the Postie been today?
Said the Snadger to his wife
Were you expecting something special?
You bet your godammed life!!”
Is that a van I see outside now?
It's a guy with a parcel in hand!
Better go down and take a look
He’ll want a signature I’ll vow!
For Mr Snadger, yes that’s me!
Says he, as he rips parcel apart
Books, a knife,handfork, dvd’s and seeds
All for being a MOM you see!!!
Said the Snadger to his wife
Were you expecting something special?
You bet your godammed life!!”
Is that a van I see outside now?
It's a guy with a parcel in hand!
Better go down and take a look
He’ll want a signature I’ll vow!
For Mr Snadger, yes that’s me!
Says he, as he rips parcel apart
Books, a knife,handfork, dvd’s and seeds
All for being a MOM you see!!!
Never was much good at poetry, but I am really thrilled about my MOM's early Christmas prezzies!
I am looking forward to reading Diary of a Victorian Gardener (you lot trying to tell me something?) and the lovely garden wildlife book by Jenny Steel. The gardening Dvd's will surely give me more tips to share with you all!
Can't get the hang of eating with the Knife and fork maybe because the knife is a wonderful stainless steel vegetable/paring knife and the fork is....... a stainless steel handfork for the garden! Seeds are always welcome, and when I grow them I will always think of GYO.
Once again thanks to all the staff at GYO for making me MOM and to all on the forum for putting up with me!, Cheers
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