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  • #16
    Hi Alice

    nearly forgot! --- well done to reaching cropper
    Skipper

    Chinese Proverb - He who asks a question is a fool for a minute; he who does not remains a fool forever

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    • #17
      Thanks to everybody for their congratulations now that I'm a cropper But to get back to the original point - if these people don't pay attention to their sexual health they will come a cropper.
      All we can do is point them in the right direction whenever we can - CONDOMS.

      From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs.

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Alice View Post
        All we can do is point them in the right direction whenever we can - CONDOMS.
        Didnt they sing under the boardwalk.
        My phone has more Processing power than the Computers NASA used to fake the Moon Landings

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        • #19
          I think you know who sang that song - but I'm with you on the fake moon landings. Anybody else got a view.

          From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs.

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          • #20
            Congrats Nicos and Alice on becoming croppers!!
            Blessings
            Suzanne (aka Mrs Dobby)

            'Garden naked - get some colour in your cheeks'!

            The Dobby's Pumpkin Patch - an Allotment & Beekeeping blogspot!
            Last updated 16th April - Video intro to our very messy allotment!
            Dobby's Dog's - a Doggy Blog of pics n posts - RIP Bella gone but never forgotten xx
            On Dark Ravens Wing - a pagan blog of musings and experiences

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            • #21
              Originally posted by woolymummoth View Post
              did anyone read in the sun newspaper last week about a survey aimed at men, when asked what they thought clamydia was....10% thought it was a flower!!...worryingly 3% thought it was a holiday resort in Turkey!!! and even more worryingly 15% thought there was a cure for HIV!!!!

              Several years ago, when I was a complete plant/gardening novice and my Mum was visiting my rather grotty digs in London, I invited my mother to come and look at my Chlamydia!!!

              What I actually wanted her to look at was a rather spectactular Clivia -I goes without saying that Mother's face was an absolute picture! And mine was rather red!
              How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.”

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              • #22
                Originally posted by kirsty b View Post
                That reminds me of a club 18-30 advert i saw once. Not going to quote directly cos its a bit rude and may get told off.

                The general gist is that you can go on one of their holidays and get the chance to catch shellfish on the beach. Nice.
                'Lovely!' (said in a Philadelphia cheese tone!)

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                • #23
                  My daughter, Clamydia, is a nice girl!

                  Zebedee
                  "Raised to a state of heavenly lunacy where I just can't be touched!"

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                  • #24
                    I once worked with a (married!) lady who thought a cl**oris (self-censored so I don't get in trouble) was a flower! She'd had a rather sheltered life!
                    Into every life a little rain must fall.

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                    • #25
                      What is even more odd is that the old slang army name (Waterloo like time) for a Swiss person was Johnny Condom!

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by SueA View Post
                        I once worked with a (married!) lady who thought a cl**oris (self-censored so I don't get in trouble) was a flower! She'd had a rather sheltered life!
                        Obviously confused with Cleome or Clematis Sue easy mistake to make
                        I was going to make a joke about being on the tip of my tongue but thought LJ would ban me
                        ntg
                        Never be afraid to try something new.
                        Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark.
                        A large group of professionals built the Titanic
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                        • #27
                          Nick!! God you are getting cheekier!!
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                          • #28
                            Clematis.....My Mrs recons that she has one of those in her garden but I can never find it.
                            My phone has more Processing power than the Computers NASA used to fake the Moon Landings

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                            • #29
                              Aparently syphillis is on the rise too.
                              and booze related illness in the under 18's.
                              we keep our kids on breast milk till their 3 in prams till their 4 dont let them out alone till their 7 or so and when they finally get some freedom and money we expect them to know about behaving responsibly.
                              what ever happened to sending them up chimneys?
                              Yo an' Bob
                              Walk lightly on the earth
                              take only what you need
                              give all you can
                              and your produce will be bountifull

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by yoanbob View Post
                                ...........what ever happened to sending them up chimneys?

                                Central heating Yoanbob I used to work with someone who actually blamed central heating for the break up of the family unit. He argued in his day ony one room was heated & so everyone was in there. As soon as we got central heating everyone went to their own rooms & did there own thing. Seems likely to me.
                                ntg
                                Never be afraid to try something new.
                                Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark.
                                A large group of professionals built the Titanic
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