Kids??? Brilliant!!!

[kirsty b]

Some real classics on here

Pickle has come out with a few over the years. Always causing maximum embarrassment for me and much mirth for everyone else!!

[zebedee]

Aaaah, kids. Once worked in a reception class. All the kids were doing pictures of family members (usual kids stick figures). One sweet little girl was industriously doing a picture of an obviously naked women - complete with breasts and, dare I say it, bush! Not wanting to make too much of a scene, I asked about the picture. "Its my mummy getting out of the bath!" she replied innocently. Ok, I says, retreating wisely. Upon coming bak a little later, this little darling was busy rubbing out the curly bits on her picture. "What are you doing?" I asked. "Mummy hasn't got them any more, Daddy cut them off" What made the whole thing worse, at the end of the day, we had to escort the kiddies out side, identify the parents and then let them go. Of course Mum had to be one of those Russian female tennis player types - endless legs, pretty, slim. There was me, desperately saying to myself - "LOOK AT THE FACE! LOOK AT THE FACE! LOOK AT THE FACE!"

Aaah, kids.

[shoreham_steve]

My six year old son declared that his friend had told him how to make babies. When invited to share this information he said, 'It's easy, you just have to snog their face off and then you get one.'
I had a chat with him, trying to delicately explain a few things. Starting with the difference between men and women. I asked him, 'What have you got that Mummy hasn't got?'
'A Nintendo DS' he replied. Mmmm - maybe give it another six months and try again.

[Hilary B]

My six year old son declared that his friend had told him how to make babies. When invited to share this information he said, 'It's easy, you just have to snog their face off and then you get one.'
I had a chat with him, trying to delicately explain a few things. Starting with the difference between men and women. I asked him, 'What have you got that Mummy hasn't got?'
'A Nintendo DS' he replied. Mmmm - maybe give it another six months and try again.

I didn't need to do all that explaining. When my kids were that sort of age, we had a very small sheep farm. Nothing like livestock for teaching 'the facts of life'<g>

[bubblewrap]

I didn't need to do all that explaining. When my kids were that sort of age, we had a very small sheep farm. Nothing like livestock for teaching 'the facts of life'<g>

Do you supply the wellies?

[zebedee]

Sheep in Wellies?