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  • #31
    *wipes tears from eyes

    You lot........... Honestly............
    Hayley B

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    An Egg is for breakfast, a chook is for life

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    • #32
      Originally posted by NOG View Post
      How do you get 2 whales in a Mini.............
      One in the back, one in the front!

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      • #33
        My 2 1/2 year old nephew has recently started nursery, my husband asked him on friday what his new friends were called, nephew replied "children"

        Not so much an idiot answer but in nephews opinion clearly an idiot question
        Last edited by mrshopeful; 28-06-2009, 06:07 PM.

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        • #34
          Laffing.!

          Please stop now...I've just snorted wine out through my nose.... i need to get a cloth.!
          Blogging at..... www.thecynicalgardener.wordpress.com

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          • #35
            I remember a letter years ago in a "ladies'magazine" from someone who, watching a cookery demonstration, when told to use a certain number of tabllespoons of water asked "is that level or rounded?" No sooner had she spoken than she realised......
            Flowers come in too many colours to see the world in black-and-white.

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            • #36
              Originally posted by Hilary B View Post
              I remember a letter years ago in a "ladies'magazine" from someone who, watching a cookery demonstration, when told to use a certain number of tabllespoons of water asked "is that level or rounded?" No sooner had she spoken than she realised......
              It's round at the bottom.
              The river Trent is lovely, I know because I have walked on it for 18 years.
              Brian Clough

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              • #37
                I'm marking A level Biology at the mo and one question asks the best way to get white blood cells from a patient. One candidate has suggested 'sucking the blood out'. Eek!

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by SlugLobber View Post
                  I'm marking A level Biology at the mo and one question asks the best way to get white blood cells from a patient. One candidate has suggested 'sucking the blood out'. Eek!
                  Don't you spin the patient round very fast?
                  The river Trent is lovely, I know because I have walked on it for 18 years.
                  Brian Clough

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