The bible

[Hilary B]

guess I'll still have to cut the grass this weekend then

Don't you find it odd, in these days of multi-culture and multi-religion, that hotels only have the Bible in their drawers

If some other faith gets the equivalent of the Gideon Society, I am sure there will be other religious works in such places.
Those bibles are provided by a Christian organisation, free of charge to the hotels.....

[NOG]

The earth will slow down then stop before it reverses it direction of spin. When it stops everyone below the equator will fall off.

When it starts to spin again I am going to rush down to Austrialia and claim it.

[digthatchick]

I thought Earth was going to be destroyed by Vogons to make way for a hyperspatial express route

Flippin' Wogan gets everywhere

[bubblewrap]

Went to a friends funeral earlier this year a slight typo on the service sheet.
It said "Bile reading" or was some one making a point?