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  • #16
    glad to see we've all risen to the occasion though!

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    • #17
      You'd butter be careful Seahorse. Get too attached to this one and your daughter may get a cob on.
      By the sounds of it though, you would like a batch of them.

      (regional dialect puns there, for all those who dont follow, sorry but all the best ones have been used up)
      Bob Leponge
      Life's disappointments are so much harder to take if you don't know any swear words.

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      • #18
        Originally posted by bobleponge View Post

        (regional dialect puns there, for all those who dont follow, sorry but all the best ones have been used up)
        You wouldn't want to re-pita any.

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        • #19
          STOP IT you lot! I've just spat coffee all over me poota!
          All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
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          • #20
            What does her Naan think of all this

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            • #21
              I doughnut think we should carry on with this, I can barley take any more.

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              • #22
                Ho! Vis thread has turned out very amusing
                I was feeling part of the scenery
                I walked right out of the machinery
                My heart going boom boom boom
                "Hey" he said "Grab your things
                I've come to take you home."

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                • #23
                  I don't mean to have a big smile on my face, but you did make me smile! I just about think I can understand how the concept works, and must admit you are certainly joining in things fully! As for you guys and gals! Thanks for cheering me up and making me feel a whole load better - or should that be loaf?!
                  Last edited by dexterdoglancashire; 10-07-2009, 01:47 PM.
                  Bernie aka DDL

                  Appreciate the little things in life because one day you will realise they are the big things

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                  • #24
                    Just had people look round in the office as I suddenly started laughing for no (apparent) reason.

                    You lot take the biscuit!

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                    • #25
                      BTW - I love babies, but i couldn't make a wholemeal of one...

                      I'm going now...

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by indigox View Post
                        I doughnut think we should carry on with this, I can barley take any more.
                        Are you in a Lava, at yeast it passes the time

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                        • #27
                          Jesus Crust this thread had taken off. The jokes are all a bit pasta it now though! We've forgotten what the original post was about, take a look at your self-raising a child isn't easy! It costs a lot of dough, never mind all the agony while you've still got a bun in the oven.
                          So let's lay off the gags and set things back to a leavened playing field.
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                          • #28
                            We shall raise a glass and toast your new arrival Seahorse
                            Bob Leponge
                            Life's disappointments are so much harder to take if you don't know any swear words.

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                            • #29
                              Good thing theys jokes were leven ing out, I was going to split my sides!

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                              • #30
                                chiabata learn from this and rise to the challenge and learn you can't have your cake and eat it. But better than an accidental bun in the oven
                                Last edited by RedThorn; 10-07-2009, 03:27 PM.
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