dreaded b.b.q.

[butter fingers]

help!
the next door neighbours have arranged a b.b.q. for 2pm today!
nothing like this has happened in 10 years people are staggering around stunned.its like the queen visiting. thing is i want to watch the F.1 racing and then go down the lottie.also i will have to go and buy burgers beer etc,there is no chance of rain and its even some sunshine about,im stuffed what can i do ?

[zazen999]

You don't want to give anyone your tummy bug that's floating round do you? Wander round the house in a dressing gown and look pale.

[Snadger]

Don't fret ................IT WILL RAIN..........it always rains on barbies!

[OllieMartin]

^Those two options are both better, but you could also:

a) Record the F1
b) Ask to put it on at the BBQ, I know it's controvertial, but I'll bet you're not the only one who wants to watch it.

[happybunny]

You don't want to give anyone your tummy bug that's floating round do you? Wander round the house in a dressing gown and look pale.

Er... yeah. That tummy bug is just TERRIBLE

[TEB]

You don't want to give anyone your tummy bug that's floating round do you? Wander round the house in a dressing gown and look pale.

spray water on your face as if you were sweating and start oinking like a pig , hanging a sign round your neck proclaiming "UNCLEAN" may be a bit much.

[Alice]

I take it you've been invited to this BBQ Butterfingers
Well I know what I would do.
I would accept the invitation graciously, take something along to help the proceedings and go along and enjoy myself. Have fun

[petal]

Ever heard of i player? hope the bbq is fun!!

[rustylady]

As you're not back on the Vine yet, I take it you went to the BBQ - did you enjoy it?

[seasprout]

You should have just said I want to watch the F1.

Life's too short mate.!

[allotmentlady]

hows it gone? did u escape? did it rain?

[happybunny]

Hope it as ok!

[butter fingers]

yup i went to the b.b.q. had to, got a knock on the door to say my burger was on the barbie.
still it wasnt that bad, talked to their polish friends about life and the universe from the polish angle! F.1 i could hear in the background on t.v.(special concession for me).we all had to much to drink and i had to get up at 4.30 am for work. i never learn hence this post being posted on tuesday.