Letter to Santa

[Mrs Dobby]

Dear Sanat, for Yule I would like,

Some time off to relax!
A nice day to get down the plot,
To loose a stone in weight,
My branch to exceed its targets for the rest of the year,
The winning lottery ticket,

and a lovely meal, a nice glass of wine and a quiet evening alone with Mr D!

Many thanks in advance!

[Alice]

Dear Santa,
Could I have world peace.
Everything else I could manage for myself
But if you feel specially generous could I have my greenhouse heated and lighted to optimum conditions all year round. If that's all to much could I have some new gloves please. Black leather would be lovely. Love Alice xxxxxxxxxxxx

[pigletwillie]

Dearest Santa all I want for Christmas is




Nigella Lawson

[JennieAtkinson]

Dear Santa
Please, please, please could I have some nice weather
something other than
rain rain rain
wind wind wind
sleet sleet sleet
dark dark dark
and
................................ the whole lot being delivered together.
Thankyou.
Etenerally gratefully yours ............................

PS and a flight ticket to another island (preferably the Caribbean) would be wonderful!

[sewer rat]

Dear Santa
Please can you find it in your heart to give me my market garden - don't want anything else - have everything else I want in life already, but could you possibly make sure my daughter gets her Barbie DVD or I'll never hear the end of it - and we don't want 5 yr olds to start doubting your very existence now, do we ?
I know my wishlist is short - but that's mostly to compensate for the one the OH is compiling on a spreadsheet for you.
Thanking you

[rustylady]

Dear Santa
Please can you arrange for the weather to be good when I'm not at work so I can keep the garden at home looking OK for the landlord, and also so I can actually get to the allotment to do some work.
I would also like you to arrange for the leek moths, pigeons, whitefly to get their lunch elsewhere.
PLEASE ASK THE LOCAL CATS NOT TO USE MY GARDEN AS A LOO!!!!!
PS, some nice dark choccies and a bottle of wine would be good

[Shortie]

Hhmmm... I've been rethinking after everyone else's ideas...

Dear Santa
I've not been the best of girls this year but I'm going to try and appeal to your better nature anyway....
Please can I have my house decorated amazingly, to suddenly learn how to keep the house tidy and for my little boy to be better.
Echo'd above, I'd also be eternall greatful if I could get into a size 10 again and a winning milions lotto ticket wouldn't go a miss

Yours greatfully, Shortie
27 years and 3 month

P.S. Will it help if I leave out a mince pie, brandy, and for the reindeer, some carrots?

[Snadger]

Dear Santa,
I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left carrots for your reindeer outside the backdoor.
Snadger

Dear Snadger
Milk gives me the shits and carrots make the deer fart in my face. You want to be a kiss-ass? Leave me a glass of Chivas Regal and some Toblerone.
Santa

[Lesley Jay]

Dear Santa,

Unlike Shortie I haven't changed my mind. You know what my Christmas wish is but could I just add to it please? Can you leave a toy for Angelo please Santa?

[jools]

Dear Santa
I know I'm getting my greenhouse up tomorrow and I know the twins will be starting full time school just after Christmas and it doesn't do to be greedy but.........................a lovely little orange roan girl cocker spaniel puppy would be absolutely brill. I don't mind waiting until all the festivities are over!
Jools

[nick the grief]

My stockings.........

Cooo the thought of you in stocking s shortie

[nick the grief]

,,,,,,,,,Dear Santa
I've not been the best of girls this year ............

I always wanted to meet a girl like you

[nick the grief]

Well,

I Could be rude now but I'll limit it to .... I'm a fat bloke who'll fill yer stocking

[green ghirl]

Well,

I Could be rude now but I'll limit it to .... I'm a fat bloke who'll fill yer stocking

and shortie only once a year lmao

ive already got my prezzie a cool camera

thank u santa xxxxx

[Sunbeam]

Dear Santa

For Yule I would like:

some expensive face wash & moisturiser (to make up for the months of soap & e45 cream!)

A nice job paying a good salary 5 mins up the road...

(a brother or sister for my little one would be the best!! But you'll have to arrange for me to win the lottery first, or help OH's new business boom!)

Will leave the whiskey, cake and carrots & in the usual place !

Adrienne