Silly Questions

[NOG]

I have just come back from another stay in hospital....this time they decided to ask me some questions:

1. Can you feed yourself unaided.....Yes
2. Can you go to the toilet by yourself......Yes
3. Can you dress yourself....................No

Oh why not?........cos I am a man, and I wouldn't risk the wrath of Mrs Nog if I tried to choose my own Cloths.

4. Is Mrs Nog your carer?......no she's my partner.
5. Are you scared.........of Mrs Nog....Yes.

At this point they gave up....and sedated me....LOL.

Any one been asked any stupid questions lately.

[amandaandherveg]

NOG, you do make me laugh. Still can't work out how you manage to type when wearing that white jacket with the fastenings up the back.

[NOG]

I have a pencile up my nose..I have to log off if I sneeze. I think it was the Mental Health nurse....cos the first question was: do you know where you are?.....and I didn''t I think she wanted Hospital as the answer and I thought she wanted the name of the hospital. Then she asked if I knew what day it was.....and err well I got it wrong...oups.
Then she said do you know who the PM is and I replied..that unfortuatly I did but wished I didn't.

[bramble]

Nog, you are so funny, i really had to laugh when I read this. I can just imagine.....

[SarzWix]

Second time I broke my ankle, going through the check-list before I was allowed home "Do you want physio to come and show you how to use the crutches?" and this from the same nurse who'd booked me out after the first mending op

[NOG]

Nog, you are so funny, i really had to laugh when I read this. I can just imagine.....

Funny but unfortunatly true.