Really stupid (made up) names

[zebedee]

Just a bit of stupid fun, this. My middle son, Adam, works as a chef and was approached by someone to complete a questionnaire. He did so and signed it-----
Aeronius P Fiddlehorne!!!

Can anyone top that?

[julesapple]

Bathsheba-Mary Snagglehopper III


Jules

[TEB]

I am playing someone called diggerdogwoofwoof and a Sir Osis of the Liver via email chess at the moment

[bubblewrap]

Rufus T. Firefly

Otis P. Driftwood

Doctor Hugo Z. Hackenbush

Wolf J. Flywheel

RANDY BUMGARDNER (a real name.............HONEST)

[NOG]

We contractacted out the Canteen at work in the early 90's to an American firm.....Otis Spunkmeyer.

Being a school boy at heart every day I was in tears by the time I got to the Till.

[Two_Sheds]

If I write stroppy letters to the local paper, I sign them Jim James (jimjams)

[bubblewrap]

If I write stroppy letters to the local paper, I sign them Jim James (jimjams)

How about Hugh Jampton?

[NOG]

Or Hugh Ryal.....or the Irish bloke Paddy O'doors

[bubblewrap]

There used to be a folk band from Loughborough called "Patti O'doors"

[valmarg]

Personally.

Eileen Tudor-Wright

[valmarg]

And then again we could all:-

Xaviour Onassis



valmarg

[allotmentlady]

justin Shed.... an ex neighbour

[Emma R]

This is not made up but a boy I knew from school was called Joseph King, Joe King for short.

[TEB]

Bloke at work had a surname of Bates and yes we called him Master, well it was the factory floor what do you expect

[bobleponge]

One of my drivers in work is called Toeheed which makes me chuckle daily.

Few years ago I caught the first ever flight from Plymouth to Gatwick, and wandered into the airport at Oh my god o'clock to be greeted by all the various media groups.
Although I gave my real name to each of the 3 journo's, I was, in turn, a doctor, an author and a lion keeper in a zoo.
Well what do they expect giving me champagne before 6 in the morning and then asking me questions.