A Virtual Grapevine Xmas Panto?

[Mrs Dobby]

Jack being bored at being left alone looked at the bean and thought to himself, 'Huh, Mum thinks she knows it all asking the Ugly Sisters for their advice, but I know a thing or two, and I know that Snow Scarlett knows lots about growing, so if I nip over and ask for her advice then I'm sure I can surprise Mum with my knowledge and thoughtfullness!'

He went outside and looked at the farm animals, asking them whether they thought it a good idea, 'So, Madderbat, should I ask Snow Scarlett for her thoughts?'

(MB can add her answer in here!)

After that Jack turned to Birdie Wife and asked her, 'What do you think Birdiewife?'

(BW can add a reply here!)

And lastly Jack turned to Yoanbob and said, 'What about you my dear chuck, what do you think I should do?'

(YB can add a reply here!)

Mulling over what his farmyard friends had said Jack thought for a while, then decided to go anyway!

So Jack set off across the valley to go to see Snow Scarlett and the Dwarves, little knowing that he had to pass the Witches Cottage on the way, or that the forest that edged Snow Scarletts cottage was the same one within which Dill had just woken up!

[Alison]

When does the giant(ess) make an appearance?

[Mrs Dobby]

Not Sure Alison, if we stick with the traditional story, then its after the beanstalk has grown and Jack et al has climbed it, but I'm sure if you wanted you could come in at any time, after all, its not a real script, but one we are making up as we go along! How it will end is anybodys guess! lol!

[Alison]

You mean we're just making it up as we go along????????? Can't believe that on this site! Will have to have a lie down to recover from the shock.

[green ghirl]

help police ma bhoys missing

went chrissy shopping for a couple of days (got carried away)came home and hes gone and so has my fav cow
has anyone seen him

jacks maw( throws sweets to everyone )

[madderbat]

Moooo!

Mooo!
Mooo!

(I'm too old to be eaten!)

[green ghirl]

ya cow lol your here

wheres jack he was supposed to take u with him wait till i get ma hands on him

[pigletwillie]

Any room for a good looking Piglet?

[Lesley Jay]

Oh! Yes indeed there is Piglet!! Who are you going to be?

[pigletwillie]

suprise me!!

[Lesley Jay]

Oh Piglet!!!!! You shouldn't say things like that to me!!! Where's my dressing up box???

[pigletwillie]

Time for a darkened room methinks

[nick the grief]

you could be the 3rd ugly sister & we could be the Thompson Twins ( 1980's band not the two private eyes in the tintin thing )

[pigletwillie]

I was aiming more for Prince Charming, or failing that a big bad wolf.

[nick the grief]

sorry to disappoint PW, but you are defo an ugly one