Hospital vs Lamppost

[jacob marley]

[QUOTE=annacruachan;509056]What's a cricket box?

.It is a protective shield that male cricketers wear to protect their wedding tackle....jacob

[SueA]

Hope all goes well NOG. Have you got a padded 'puffa' style jacket? I'd put it on even if it's warm, that way the lampposts won't hurt so much!

[ginger ninger]

All the best mate, hope things go ok for you....failing that.... i hear " WITCH HAZEL" is good for the bruises, those lampposts can really hurt .... Sorry!!!
P.S Let us know how you go on xx

[NOG]

Well I am back and I was surprised at the result.

Mrs Nog waked me into a wall.
And I was asulted and abused on the bus home..

By

an old woman.......true.....for some reasion she took a dislike to me and started to elbow me whilst verbally abusing me....

[enrich100]

What's a cricket box?

Good luck NOG. Hope it all goes well.

this must be one of the Eden projects smallest domes

annacruachan these are usually worn inside the trousers

I hope you mean surprised in a good way NOG
shame about the old lady was she wearing a hoodie perhaps the rest of her gang were at the back of the bus chewing gum and she was trying to impress

[HayleyB]

Poor you NOG, did you remember your sunglasses? I looked a right twit when I was going through all that in winter

[ginger ninger]

WELL NOG, it could only happen to you....sorry, just picking myself up off the floor, i know i'm not supposed to laugh... but it turned out the lamppost was the least of your problems..... beaten up by an old lady .....priceless.

[NOG]

I was really scared cos there was a whole gang of them...I think they were old-emos cos they all had died blue hair....

Mrs NOG...was a great help...she nearly wet herself.

[shirlthegirl43]

How are the eyes NOG - sounds like they were playing up big time after the tests

[NOG]

The eyes are ok now...I had a massive head ache...I think cos I couldn't focus and the brain was getting all confused.

I don't know what I did to upset her..it was very emabrrising...she just starting abusing me and attached me with her elbows (?)....I am not going back on the bus again.

[allotmentlady]

well its over now NOG xxxxxxxx i wet myself laffin B4 on facebook, it was a tonic and a half! xx

[OllieMartin]

So how long before you're chucking arrows at the dart board again?

[NOG]

As soon I as I find the arrows....I think they went over the fence..

[di]

Sorry...my intentions were to get to the end of the thread & offer my kindest thoughts....would I be really bad to admit to P'ing myself...only ever so slightly of course!...you sure you got on a bus & not the poor Ole Dears mobility scooter?

[NOG]

I am frighened to go past the Darby and Joan club now.