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You've got me started now, these are the two I remember off by heart...
My doggie don't wear glasses
So they're lying when they say
A dog looks like its owner
Aren't they
There once was a centurian soldier
Who said 'Venus how I want to hold yer'
She replied 'I'm a God
And its great on my tod'
And his mate said 'Marcellus, I told yer'
There was another lovely one called 'Smothering Sunday' which I once wrote on my Mother's Mother's Day card, I think it starts 'I've made this card especially for you', but she loved the line 'I've sprinkled some glitter on top of some glue'
John Hegley rules, and Ollie as you like a bit of off-the-wall poetry, I think you'll enjoy these too.
You've got me started now, these are the two I remember off by heart...
My doggie don't wear glasses
So they're lying when they say
A dog looks like its owner
Aren't they
There once was a centurian soldier
Who said 'Venus how I want to hold yer'
She replied 'I'm a God
And its great on my tod'
And his mate said 'Marcellus, I told yer'
There was another lovely one called 'Smothering Sunday' which I once wrote on my Mother's Mother's Day card, I think it starts 'I've made this card especially for you', but she loved the line 'I've sprinkled some glitter on top of some glue'
John Hegley rules, and Ollie as you like a bit of off-the-wall poetry, I think you'll enjoy these too.
Nice! Took me a while to get the prose right on the first one!
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Nice! Took me a while to get the prose right on the first one!
Most of his are like that, it takes a bit of getting used to. Having said that, 'Centurian Soldier' has a real 'swing' to it. He gets berrated for not being a 'proper' poet, but I think he's wonderful
Well OM, how did the pub crawl go? (That's if you can remember), i hope you was a good boy and didn't get drunk....xx
It's not til saturday. Will post my findings and possibly any pictures after the weekend.
Current Executive Board Members at Ollietopia Inc: Snadger - Director of Poetry RedThorn - Chief Interrobang Officer Pumpkin Becki - Head of Dremel Multi-Tool Sales & Marketing and Management Support Jeanied - Olliecentric Eulogy Minister piskieinboots - Ambassador of 2-word Media Reviews
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